Soft potatoe

When the penis goes soft during sex, but they keep trying.

My date was going great until he went all soft potatoes.

My husband got drunk last night and about 5 minutes into sex was just soft potatoes.

by Kay & Bae January 14, 2021

Soft

Opposite of hard

Someone who gives off a persona of being raw or hard, but deep down they are really just soft.

“Dude, SMD! I won’t get in that cage even though the Padres won in 4. I’m soft!”

by ZTerm October 18, 2022

Soft Hombre

n. A penis that looks hard enough for sexual penetration, but upon attempt to do so, turns out not to be

n. An attempt to insert a penis into a vagina gone afoul.

"I thought I could get harder by putting it in, but my 'soft hombre' just smushed against her hips like a marshmallow.

by MISTAjOSH July 8, 2017

soft surf

A term made up by nastia that does not exist.

"dude, you should totally look up soft surf on urban dictionary"
"Ohh, it's actually soft serve"

by darealdodo August 11, 2024

soft maneater

Like a traditional maneater, but instead of chewing men up and spitting them out, a “soft maneater” will go back for seconds or maybe even left overs.

She’s a soft maneater, she’s gonna go on a date first.

by softmaneater January 10, 2025

Soft

A slang term for cocaine. Coke is soft, crack is it's opposite: hard.

"Hey Tony, you got any soft? I'm looking to get twisted tonight "

by Ealsa345 July 2, 2023

Soft

Grace Day

Did you see Grace today?
Yeah she’s so fucking soft

by Jim.Lahey February 12, 2024