bone-jammed

getting stoned. pot is bone-jam, being stoned is being bone-jammed.

dude, i'm way too bone-jammed to meet your parents.

by nuke choogler November 27, 2009

Cram Jam

The greatest concert in east Texas. Held Annually in Mt. Enterprise Texas.

Lets go to the Texas Cram Jam

by cramjam April 15, 2011

Blueberry Jam

The act of having sex with a girl who has blue waffles.

I just gave blueberry jam to the bitch in my crib.
Every time Jenny has sex, she's receiving blueberry jam.

by SnitchSnatchPatty'sAss December 11, 2011

kick out the jams

To eliminate any hangups or problems (Jams) in your life by cutting loose and getting wild.

After a long week of working for the Man I like to chase Skirts and Party, really Kick Out The Jams, you know?

by bronxeel July 10, 2011

Turkish Door Jam

for this to work properly one must first turn on the heat throughout the house, get into a nice HOT shower, so that your sack hangs like never before. After the shower the house should be nice and toasty to keep hang-time. then one must throw his sack over his penis to resemble a turkey. then slam their partner in the ass violently making them gobble like a turkey.

yeah bro, she said she was on her way over, so i told her i would be in the shower, and to just come in and wait for me.....i snuck up from behind and gave that bitch the Turkish Door Jam!

by RodHart December 12, 2010

jam-o-meter

A fictional device that actually measures how jammed up someone is. The jam-o-meter is on a scale from 1 to 11.

Keith sure appears fired up today. I bet he's at least an 8 on the jam-o-meter.

by Nexter Level April 22, 2009

Blunt Traffic Jam

When two or more blunts rotate around a circle at different speeds, eventually causing a blunt to "Traffic Jam" behind the other blunt(s).

Yo man, hurry up and pass that blunt, there's about to be a B.T.J. (Blunt Traffic Jam)!

by Dr. Julius Erving December 2, 2010