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Internet graveyard

A place that dead memes go after they die in the SMG4 universe
by Firesmile 5555 September 1, 2020
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Internet Computer

Crypto currency. The next “big thing” after bitcoin and ethereum. Half of ethereums scaling solutions come internet computer and they have the most cryptographers on the planet. Will probably beat bitcoin or has done already. Current price $5
Stranger: Ha look at that idiot buying internet computer that crashed from $700 to $5!
Smart person: I am accumulating Internet Computer as I know it’s the most advanced crypto project on the planet. I am going to be so fucking rich when this takes off, men will be seething in jealousy when they find out I bought internet computer early and women will be begging me for sex. Have fun trying to buy one internet computer whilst I have a few thousand, I will be partying with the ladies and sipping champagne on my cruise liner as we head to our private island. It’s good to be smart.
by kenneth flatley July 6, 2022
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Internet Explorer

Slower than your teacher's computer and the school computers. This is also slower than McDonald's wifi. BUT is essential for downloading Firefox.
1.) Well, I'll just get a cup of tea while Internet Explorer downloads Firefox.
by Ursistersamister May 15, 2018
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farm internet

when you internet is so slow it's like you live on the farm
Dam Ben! Why you still paying for this farm internet - upgrade man!
by daads1234 May 3, 2018
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Connected, No Internet

One of the most annoying things to happen when connecting to wifi.
Bob "Aight, been a long day let's watch something on my laptop"
Connected, No Internet
Bob "I hate my life"
by Blob the Gamer March 25, 2021
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Internet Local

Internet local: someone who uses stan twitter language unironically, blindly follows trends on the internet, listen to "indie music" (Billie Ellish, Rex Orange County, Clairo, Mac Demarco), most likely watches Shane Dawson, Emma Chamberlain, or David Dobrik, shops at the thrift store, Unif, Urban Outfitters, wears an outfit consisting of: a thrifted windbreaker, mom jeans, one or more scrunchies, and a dad cap, and only takes Instagram photos for the "aesthetic".
Normal person: “H-“
Internet local : “You should listen to Billie Ellish sHe'S sO uNDeRaTeD”
Internet local:“Have you watch the new Shane Dawson docu-series? It had me SHOOK!”
Internet local: “I edit my by pictures on Instagram by using my vintage polaroid camera. It looks way more retro and 𝓪𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓽𝓲𝓬”
Internet local: “ugh tea”
Internet local: “Did I tell you that you should listen to to Billie Ellish?”
Internet local: “iM nOt LiKe OtHeR giRLs!”
by catherinegrace1 January 16, 2019
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garbage internet

dang you lagged out again, you’ve got such garbage internet
by drdangerousgamin February 27, 2018
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