West Virginia Beef Log

The male shits on the recipient's vagina and pushes it in. Then proceeds to have intercourse. After the man ejaculates, the recipient is forced to blow the load of shit and semen out of her vagina.
I totally gave your Nana a mean West Virginia Beef Log
by Mrbeefy090 March 14, 2016
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Goldie Log

When a poop is so perfect you only have to wipe once. It's not too soft, and not to hard, but just right.
I took a Goldie Log before work this morning.
by Gaithergirl23 February 04, 2025
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Dog n' log

Having sex while the female defacates
Gave my wife a dog n' log last night
by Shitwhisker July 22, 2019
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Dead log

A person who could be great but centers around someone who is like a swirling log in a lake trying to steal their achievements and glory.
Matt thought Andrew was so cool he decided to hover around him all day like a dead log and steal all his coolness.
by Jordan Skeetersen April 01, 2024
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Log Laws

The log laws were a series of regulations passed by the British Parliament during the 1900s to restrict population growth and prevent famine. The log laws stated that under any circumstances, no man residing within the British Empire should impregnate a woman with said man's "log" more than once within the span of 57 fortnights, or 798 days. The log laws also stated that any man who violated these laws would be punished, and his punishment would be up to the discretion of his governor.
The governor has requested that any man found violating the log laws be beheaded in the town square.
by Alejandro Calleros 867 January 20, 2022
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Feature Log

A alternative, more appropriate way of saying the phrase, “For the Love of God.”
“Are finished yet?”

“No, we still have to carry the basket to the top.”

“Oh, Feature Log!”
by 👑 Prince Vince 👑 August 25, 2022
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Muskoka Log Jam

When at the point of ejaculation, the man places the tip of his penis firmly against the woman's ear canal and releases his cum. After shooting his cum into the woman's ear he uses his finger or a q-tip to jam the cum into the ear canal as deep as possible.
I met this girl at the bar yesterday. Took her home and gave her a Muskoka Log Jam.
by Huxtable Smithers January 20, 2025
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