lip locked

This happens when a dude that has braces on his teeth is going down on a girl that is quite hairy in the nether lips and his braces get ensnared in her pubes, thus locking his face lips onto her downstairs lips.

-Hey, did you hear about Timmy?

-Yeah, I heard he went down on that random girl at the party, and they got lip locked.

-I guess that's why you need to check before you munch.

-True.

by valet6969 October 9, 2011

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Lip Gloss

Once you bust a nut in some chick you take the tip of your dick and rub it on her lips like it's a stick of lip gloss.

My girlfriend is wearing some pretty sticky lip gloss right now.

by Stevie Yates September 13, 2009

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gorilla lips

A condition of the lips and/or mouth where the area directly above and below the lips are swollen but the lips themselves are thin, giving the impression that the person has a mouth like a gorilla

-Damn...that bitch gots mad gorilla lips, she looks like King Kong or some shit-

by dabigboss February 18, 2008

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Chicken Lips

1. The lips of a chicken
2. Your girlfriends lips
3. The main ingredient in KFC
4. The face you make when you cum on the roof of a speeding bus while whap slapping a fuck ugly lady clown with big feet and a lifetime supply of cheese slices down her kaks!
Errr....
5. Number 4 makes me cry
6. Love everyone - Including whappin' great clown ladies with cheesey knickers
7. WHERE AM I?
8. Trapped in the internet
9. Send money
10. Liftoff!!

You're bitch of a girlfriend has the worst case of chicken lips I've ever seen , I would keep her away from the clown bus it's ruining her face!

Pass the chicken lips mum , I've a powerful hunger for chrunch!!

by Clownbus April 16, 2010

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