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Jordan

Male from Alabama that will nut in your step sister in a heart beat
Jordan like boys
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Jordan’s Life

aiden- hey bro did you hear about jordan’s life ?
brayden- you mean drama ?
by teheheheyolo August 1, 2019
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Jordan (girl)

Jordan is a person who licks chocolate.

She also has a fish eye.

Fun person to be around, but she can be slow.

Mesmerizing caca eyes and caca hair.

Good style and has a unique sense of humor.

Loves Jamaal.
Defined: Jordan (girl)
Ellie: Hey have you seen Jordan?

Jamaal: Yea she's with your pookie
by Lebron Gonzalez December 24, 2023
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Jordan

A man with a massive cock and come pull any girl that he wants including he has awesome powers like superspeed, wolverine claws and superstrength and will also be a porn star when he's older and have sex with any Girl that he wants also don't trust Jordan because he will fuck your mum as hard as he can and then she will be obsessed and always invite him in and favour him over you
by Nazs70dz March 26, 2017
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Maminho Jordan

A more lowkey heteronymous of Fernando Pessoa, a great Portuguese poet.
Ex: O ano da morte de Maminho Jordan.
by greatpoets July 4, 2021
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Jordan Russ

by Jordan fishstickz January 20, 2021
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Jordan

A big fat snitch who thinks the world revolves around him
by Khari hawkins December 7, 2023
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