One or more computer virus infestations resulting from visiting questionable web-sites, especially porn sites.
"I can't finish this presentation, I've come down with internet clap and now I can only surf pop-ups."
by Coma, the Doof Warrior January 3, 2020
Get the internet clapmug. Guy A: Oh, hey thanks for coming. Been waiting all week for you to come by.
Internet Guy: No problem, my schedule has been all backed up. So, where's the computer.
Guy A: Well, here it is.
Internet Guy: (Begins to search up porn, and remove pants) Well here we go.
Guy A: Oh, yeah. You are the best Internet guy, I had... <3
Internet Guy: No problem, my schedule has been all backed up. So, where's the computer.
Guy A: Well, here it is.
Internet Guy: (Begins to search up porn, and remove pants) Well here we go.
Guy A: Oh, yeah. You are the best Internet guy, I had... <3
by TheRealOneRootBeer September 12, 2017
Get the Internet Guymug. When you are playing a game but then go to Discord or youtube and literally forget about the game you're playing
by urbanils September 23, 2018
Get the Internet Hungrymug. Crypto currency. The next “big thing” after bitcoin and ethereum. Half of ethereums scaling solutions come internet computer and they have the most cryptographers on the planet. Will probably beat bitcoin or has done already. Current price $5
Stranger: Ha look at that idiot buying internet computer that crashed from $700 to $5!
Smart person: I am accumulating Internet Computer as I know it’s the most advanced crypto project on the planet. I am going to be so fucking rich when this takes off, men will be seething in jealousy when they find out I bought internet computer early and women will be begging me for sex. Have fun trying to buy one internet computer whilst I have a few thousand, I will be partying with the ladies and sipping champagne on my cruise liner as we head to our private island. It’s good to be smart.
Smart person: I am accumulating Internet Computer as I know it’s the most advanced crypto project on the planet. I am going to be so fucking rich when this takes off, men will be seething in jealousy when they find out I bought internet computer early and women will be begging me for sex. Have fun trying to buy one internet computer whilst I have a few thousand, I will be partying with the ladies and sipping champagne on my cruise liner as we head to our private island. It’s good to be smart.
by kenneth flatley July 6, 2022
Get the Internet Computermug. Slower than your teacher's computer and the school computers. This is also slower than McDonald's wifi. BUT is essential for downloading Firefox.
by Ursistersamister May 15, 2018
Get the Internet Explorermug. A lazy fat bastard who always post rant comments on every non-Gordon Ramsay cooking Youtube videos about the lack of seasoning where in reality it is well-seasoned, incorrect way of chopping onions etc.., or simply they spot and find insignificant mistakes and then proceeds to rant about it. They gain their culinary knowledge by watching Gordon Ramsay videos (mostly on Hells Kitchen and Kitchen Nightmares) and believes that Ramsay is the only best-of-all chef and noboby can beat him.
John: *watching cooking video* What a bloody fucker, he overcook the pork by 1 second *proceeds to rant*.....*screams autistically*
Fred: *sitting besides John* Why the fuck you screaming asshole
John: Oh yeah?.... this loser chef in the video cant even cook and calls himself a chef? Imma even a better chef than this twat!!!
Fred: lmao you retarded, you cant even cook bruh...... lmao lmao you always relied on mcdonalds you fucking internet chef
Fred: *sitting besides John* Why the fuck you screaming asshole
John: Oh yeah?.... this loser chef in the video cant even cook and calls himself a chef? Imma even a better chef than this twat!!!
Fred: lmao you retarded, you cant even cook bruh...... lmao lmao you always relied on mcdonalds you fucking internet chef
by fakeBanan April 14, 2019
Get the internet chefmug. A group of people within a different website. Most internet communities are known to be toxic though as most of them are filled with trolls, cyberbullies, pseudo-intellectuals, perverts, pretentious douchebags, edgelords, snowflakes, and idiots (not all the people from all communities are like that, but a majority of them are).
It's often extremely rare to find a good online community where 98% of it is filled with actual intellectuals who actually give constructive criticism instead of lambasting other people with different ethnic slurs.
It's often extremely rare to find a good online community where 98% of it is filled with actual intellectuals who actually give constructive criticism instead of lambasting other people with different ethnic slurs.
There's a reason why I left the internet in the first place because I never get involved with any internet community because a lot of communities suck dicks and you know it.
by CelticEagle February 12, 2019
Get the Internet Communitymug.