Jams on Toast

Basically anything brilliant. Especially if it's to do with trampolines, fruit and vegetables, tents, or fun in general.
The s was added onto the end of jam in honour of the comedy legend Jim Jams.

"Hey, how was your little camping trip in your boss' garden?"
"Jams on Toast"

by Jesse Banana July 23, 2007

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Blueberry Jam

The act of having sex with a girl who has blue waffles.

I just gave blueberry jam to the bitch in my crib.
Every time Jenny has sex, she's receiving blueberry jam.

by SnitchSnatchPatty'sAss June 12, 2011

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California Log Jam

When two people go ass-to-ass and proceed to pass stool simultaneously.

After some bran cereal and coffee, we were both ready for some California Log Jamming.

by smothers-brothers May 31, 2012

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kick out the jams

To eliminate any hangups or problems (Jams) in your life by cutting loose and getting wild.

After a long week of working for the Man I like to chase Skirts and Party, really Kick Out The Jams, you know?

by bronxeel July 10, 2011

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Turkish Door Jam

for this to work properly one must first turn on the heat throughout the house, get into a nice HOT shower, so that your sack hangs like never before. After the shower the house should be nice and toasty to keep hang-time. then one must throw his sack over his penis to resemble a turkey. then slam their partner in the ass violently making them gobble like a turkey.

yeah bro, she said she was on her way over, so i told her i would be in the shower, and to just come in and wait for me.....i snuck up from behind and gave that bitch the Turkish Door Jam!

by RodHart December 11, 2010

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