Hym "Nobody else thinks that's weird? They'll steal EVERYTHING BUT critical fat-cock theory! That isn't weird to anyone else? God, I think it's weird. Don't you? Critical fat-cock theory! The ultimate theory! So profound it terrifies scholars and charlatans alike."
by Hym Iam April 22, 2024
Get the Critical fat-cock theorymug. The Indian Internet theory is an online conspiracy theory that asserts that the Internet now consists mainly of Indian people activity and Indian generated content that is manipulated by Indian population preferences, marginalizing organic human activity.
The population of India reaches 1.4 billion people and out of these people they have the most English speakers along with governmental efforts to introduce modern Internet to rural areas, but this does not equate to a quality increase of human resources which takes time. China as the 2nd most populous country limits their interaction with the worldwide internet due to the Great Chinese Firewall, USA has their own self-interest for online interactions, and the rest of the countries which includes Indonesia, Pakistan, Congo, Bangladesh, Brazil, Mexico, and so on barely spoke English or have access to Internet.
This corresponds well with the idea that most accounts were operated in India, examples of this can be observed in posts with topics ranging from sports (they will sneak cricket for some reason), politics (they will defend Israel), religion (something about Shiva or Ram), and bikini fitness models.
The population of India reaches 1.4 billion people and out of these people they have the most English speakers along with governmental efforts to introduce modern Internet to rural areas, but this does not equate to a quality increase of human resources which takes time. China as the 2nd most populous country limits their interaction with the worldwide internet due to the Great Chinese Firewall, USA has their own self-interest for online interactions, and the rest of the countries which includes Indonesia, Pakistan, Congo, Bangladesh, Brazil, Mexico, and so on barely spoke English or have access to Internet.
This corresponds well with the idea that most accounts were operated in India, examples of this can be observed in posts with topics ranging from sports (they will sneak cricket for some reason), politics (they will defend Israel), religion (something about Shiva or Ram), and bikini fitness models.
Those are not Russian bots, that's just Rajesh, Kumar, and Pradesh they are a part of the Indian Internet Theory!
by Ibonarious Eshak February 11, 2024
Get the The Indian Internet Theorymug. An old, time-honored management technique in large corporations.
1. Keep your employees in the dark.
2. Feed them shit.
3. When they grow up, cut them off at the roots.
1. Keep your employees in the dark.
2. Feed them shit.
3. When they grow up, cut them off at the roots.
by Hot Licks July 21, 2020
Get the The mushroom theory of managementmug. When suddenly everybody wants to play with a toy or item (like a keyboard) that has been buried under the bed or tucked away in a closet for years.
Raul: I found this keyboard under the bed. I'm gonna learn how to play the Star Wars theme on it.
Brock: Hey! Gimme that! It's mine!!!
Raul: It's been collecting dust under the bed for 5 years and now suddenly you want to play it? That's Keyboard Theory.
Brock: Hey! Gimme that! It's mine!!!
Raul: It's been collecting dust under the bed for 5 years and now suddenly you want to play it? That's Keyboard Theory.
by phalagen June 18, 2013
Get the Keyboard Theorymug. Trust as fiction.
Specifically trust as an appearance.
Trust-as-aesthetic.
Trust as an epistemology or structure-of-truth.
Specifically trust as an appearance.
Trust-as-aesthetic.
Trust as an epistemology or structure-of-truth.
Theory-fiction argues that truth is expressed in terms of language and trust is expressed in terms of an aesthetic (structure-of-truth).
by tomorrowtomorrow December 14, 2018
Get the theory-fictionmug. Nonononononono... Not talk bitch. And even if it is, we all watched my words bend reality across the globe.
Hym "99% theory. 1% potential for practical application. And as far as needing to talk to people who have done things is concerned, no. I don't. If what I'm saying it is concordant with objective reality then I am CORRECT. Yours if literally an apeal to anecdote. 'You have to accept the anecdotal experience of people regardless of whether or not it's consistent with what generally happens in reality.' Wrong! No I don't. The inverse is actually true. If what generally happens is inconsistent with your anecdotal experience, you need to cede your anecdotal experience as evidence."
by Hym Iam September 23, 2023
Get the Theorymug. The tenlee theory, is the theory in which guys with thick necks just happen to have small and skinny penises.
by 62771818884 April 11, 2022
Get the The Tenlee Theorymug.