human fly trap

When you nut on your pillow or sheets then proceed to lay in it.

After the rim job I turned the bed into a human fly trap

by FlyTrapGod November 1, 2019

Single cell human

A single cell human is somebody narrow minded and like an actual single cell organism only has one function and purpose in life. Most single cell humans do not realise they are which therefore makes them even wors. They usually ass lick leaders and dominant/alpha people, you could say this is a similar word to sheep

“Ugh, she’s such a single cell human.”

by sailA Alias August 4, 2018

trans-human organism

The "humans" you see walking around aimlessly on their phones, or those who are in the "tech trap." They live in sort of a martix, seeing value in fabricated occurances such as getting a like on instagram. This is part of an agenda to transform humans to robots. "The matrix was a documentary"- Keanu Reeves

Fortnite, instagram posts, and snapchat stoires are favorites of the trans-human organisms.

by Morpheus Ho Eklelegmenos Mou June 12, 2018

Human Dunce-cap

A cunt burger. Someone so unbelievably stupid they may as well be named Mordecai or Emily. A sub-human to the extent of being compared to an inanimate object. Basically, a chair so lazy and idiotic it would need to lie down before being used and subsequently break itself

Emily: I can't believe people don't like pickled lettuce on their pizza.
Sam: You fucking human dunce-cap

by kry0stat1s April 17, 2020

super human satchle

A satchle in which one can store various lethal weapons

Much like the Arch of the Covinent, the super human satchle contains power which the human race cannot comprehend...

by Devon-Ryan-Tim January 30, 2007

How is he human

is he monke

How is he human thats sus hes like monke but SUSSSSSS bro susususususususususy gamr lololol rebex REBEX lolololol so funi

by NOTSCAM.GG NOTSCAM.GG NOTSCAM. February 7, 2022

Generic Human Syndrome

A condition in which a person looks familiar to a higher-than-average number of strangers. The person's generic-looking aesthetic may frequently prompt strangers to stop on the street and ask if they have met the person before or for new acquaintances to insist that the person was at a previous engagement with them when they were in fact, not.

"I'm very certain we haven't met before, but I probably look familiar to you because I have Generic Human Syndrome.

by GHS Patient July 26, 2019