ass hour

The hour to eat ass. 7:15am.

Wow! Is it ass hour already?!

by Assman426 June 5, 2018

wee small hours

1- Period between midnight to 6AM.
2- Period between midnight to dawn.

Wee small hours.

by Çyndry October 25, 2025

Potato Hour

The time in which a person masturbates.

What type of porn do you watch during potato hour?

by TrankMeme82x (Chase) June 7, 2018

shower for an hour

this is completely necessary when you come home way too high and you need to quickly sober up. a shower is the best way to get parent ready. eyes red still? say you got shampoo in them. truly genius and is garunteed to work. bonus: it’s a known fact that a high shower is the best shower.

friend one: bro i smoked too much bro
friend two: take a shower for an hour you’ll be golden

by fuckalight March 2, 2019

Creepy Hour

Any period of time in a retail establishment where the employee is the only person present.

"Dude, I had a crazy creepy hour today. It must have been 2 hours of silence."

by ulder May 11, 2014

TV Girl hours

The act of listening to the hit indie-pop band TV Girl into late hours of the night.

“Why are you crying?”
“It’s TV Girl hours”

by Perleaze December 15, 2023

two-hour delay

the second greatest thing next to a snow day. Sure you still have to go to school, but you get to sleep in for two more hours.

There was a two-hour delay so I got an extra two hour sleep.

by Batmangirl January 28, 2014