A: The past store touched me inappropriately on stage in front of everybody.
B: He is a Grande Groper.
B: He is a Grande Groper.
by Tree House Eikaiwa September 1, 2018
Get the Grande Gropermug. when you convince someone that they've done something or gone somewhere (like the grand canyon) by fabricating a memory of it by telling them things you've done that you've told them about before
an example of grand canyoning:
person 1: dude do you remember when we went on a trip to florida?
person 2: no i've never been to florida
p1: remember? the lady at that gas station said they didn't know what our state was (happened to p1, but not p2)
p2: oh yeahhhhhh!! i remember that now (was told that story by p1 years ago)
p1: see, we went to florida
p2: yea i remember
person 1: dude do you remember when we went on a trip to florida?
person 2: no i've never been to florida
p1: remember? the lady at that gas station said they didn't know what our state was (happened to p1, but not p2)
p2: oh yeahhhhhh!! i remember that now (was told that story by p1 years ago)
p1: see, we went to florida
p2: yea i remember
by cheese demon June 3, 2019
Get the grand canyoningmug. Grand Father also known as Profiter or Bjorn is a broke random that has 0 funds to his name.
He also sucks P9s Dick.
He also sucks P9s Dick.
Steve: Ay who's that one broke nigga from the Netherlands that was begging me to put him on?
Alex: Oh thats grand father. Also called "Profiter".
Alex: Oh thats grand father. Also called "Profiter".
by NosePvPfan123 April 28, 2022
Get the Grand Fathermug. Vern: "Hey Bob, how is that Grand Baby of yours doing?"
Bob: "Uhh, well he's turning 15 next week...not exactly a baby anymore, you giant douche.
Bob: "Uhh, well he's turning 15 next week...not exactly a baby anymore, you giant douche.
by Awebb33AA May 10, 2018
Get the Grand Babymug. Being Grande is exhibiting all the qualities of the ultimate man's man.
by Francois Franco December 25, 2023
Get the Grandemug. An expression to default to when someone asks how you're feeling and you can't be bothered explaining to them how you feel
Person 1 : Hey how are you doing
Person 2 (inside mind) *having an intense mental breakdown*
Person 2 (Vocally) : I'm grand
Person 2 (inside mind) *having an intense mental breakdown*
Person 2 (Vocally) : I'm grand
by Edmaster. January 24, 2021
Get the Grandmug. The "Grain of Sand" that thinks it's so special that it will someday make it off the beach, exceeding all the expectations, becoming a beloved and famous actor in Hollywood or a rich and successful professional athlete.
by The SplieveBDS June 8, 2018
Get the Grand Sandmug.