Lost as a ghost

When you find yourself completely and utterly lost, either geographically, intellectually, or emotionally. This phrase comes from the idea that when a ghost wakes up, it is entirely disoriented, and may utter the phrase, "Wow, I'm so lost".

GhostTina: "OH my gosh, where am I?!"
GhostRory: "Tina! You're a ghost!"
GhostTina: "Wow. I'm so lost!"

Ghost Rory: "Yeah, Tina, there's an expression for that. Al ice calls it being 'lost as a ghost'"

by al ice July 12, 2016

ghost touch

Getting good top

She Gave Ben Good Top.
Ghost Touch: She Stuck It All The Way In Her Mouth

by GetTheGhostTouch November 16, 2016

Ghost Dad

Referencing the Bill Cosby Movie. It refers to someone who is your friend but never answers emails or returns texts days or weeks later. They are your friend but no one ever see them. When you think they are gone they randomly appear or send you a text or email. when confronted they think they are always there.

John: Where is Phil? I don't know man he is has been Ghost dad for the last 2 months

by Vanfan August 25, 2013

Ghost Grab

A term used when playing Ultimate Frisbee. Meaning the disc past through the players hand, while in the motion of catching the disc. As if they caught the disc but it slipped through their hands. (Failing to catch the Frisbee)

Person A: Okay Ben look out I'm going to throw the disc.
Person B: Okay I'm ready Winston
Person A: (Throws Disc)
person B:( Claps hands while attempting to catch the disc)
Person A: LOL you totally ghost grabbed that disc.

by Ultimate is life March 12, 2014

Ghost Cousin

The spirit of Listerine, moon beans and the great buffalo. They're always around you, though only noticed by those with a mustache. They provide great fortune to true believers.

We lost my sisters goat one time but then the Ghost cousins came and were like "hey, look to the Long House and you will find your sisters goat." Then what'd you know, we believed in the ghost cousins and there it was, right by the Long house.

by Straight Cousin December 22, 2013

ghost pooper

The one who mysteriously lays a douce in an office that is not his and is never identified.

I dont know who the ghost pooper is on the 16th floor bathroom, but they need to stay on their floor cause they stink. We will identify them at some point by shoe shoppin.

by jcam1980 January 15, 2014

ghost poo

a poo that leaves no evidence of it's existence. No wiping required.

I did a ghost poo and i didnt' even need to wipe

by TheQueen111 May 25, 2016