Fudge-Barreled

The distinctly male sensation of either having to shit or piss so bad that the pressure actually causes an erection.

Jim ate a 14 dollar order from taco bell and then drank a bunch of coffee while sitting in his car on a hot day and got fudge-barreled. He had to shit and piss so bad his dick got hard.

by The truth 123 September 19, 2018

A fudge

A herd of fat kids who hibernate in their moms basement playing Call of Duty on their X-box intil they get kicked out. They come out whenever their is food or a new videogame. They are very rare.

I saw A fudge of fat kids threatening their parents with an X-box controller if that don't get Lucky Charms.

by A fudge August 28, 2016

fudge nugget

Nugget of fudge that is replaced by the swear word F*** so you can use it in front of your religious friends.

I told Ja'Quan that he was a fudge nugget for doing that.

by The_Negus May 26, 2017

NANTUCKET FUDGE

NANTUCKET FUDGE:

When you are fuking a fat chick from behind and at the same time sticking a harpoon handle up her ass.

THEN after whaling away for a while you pull the handle out, she has explosive diarrhea all over you and you yell out:

“THERE SHE BLOWS LADDIE!!!!”

“I still have shit in my hair after my Nantucket Fudge session last night.”

by MartyKnucks October 10, 2022

fudge fizz

fart!!

i just fudge fizzed and everyone heard!!

by B.A.M.F.ie March 31, 2009

Snaked by the Fudge man

To be screwed over by Neil Fudge, a fictional inventor.
The phrase was coined by Ross Bryant during an episode of Make Some Noise.

I'm shocked that nobody out of the 18k likes on that one comment birthed this definition yet, even after five months.

'Guess what? You're about to get snaked by the Fudge man today.'

by Ihadacrushongordonramsey April 2, 2025

Fudge

To flop at something. To miserably fail at it.

Dude, you totally fudged at riding your bike.

by sonic12576 February 20, 2017