Crotch dinner

The act of putting your penis into two piece of bread and adding ketchup

This bitch was hungry i gave her a crotch dinner

Crotch dinner by Bouillabaisse February 4, 2018

lead dinner 

Shooting yourself in the mouth, suicide, usually used in a sarcastic tone whenever one makes a mistake.

When the waitress said "Enjoy your meal', I said "Thanks you too." Looks like it's time for a nice lead dinner.

lead dinner by Jeb Hankman May 30, 2018

lonely dinner

Eating out a fleshlight

Man I was feeling so bad about my breakup, I had a lonely dinner last night

lonely dinner by Hoooopy June 12, 2018

having dinner 

what shawn mendes says when he’s about to have sex

“im having dinner”

having dinner by dihhh August 7, 2018

Shit dinner 

When you wipe out on your skateboard or bike and you “eat shit”

You just had a shit dinner, friend.

Go have a shit dinner you fucking faggot

Shit dinner by MarijuanaMisfit November 26, 2018

presidential dinner 

When you dress up for an elegant dinner and show up to the formal event but the food being served is fast food.

Yeah, I went to the event. It was a complete presidential dinner.

presidential dinner by CthulhuBooHoo January 16, 2019

presidential dinner 

The sense of dread you get when seeing someone naked for the first time because their body is nothing like you anticipated due to a government shutdown.

I brought becky home last night, man what a presidential dinner.

presidential dinner by CthulhuBooHoo January 16, 2019