White people depression

Fake depression that white people have. They usually confuse it with general sadness. The depression only lasts for a few hours.

Most people with it have a nicotine addiction and haven’t hit their juul for a few minutes.
Hey man I’m really sad.

No Jim, you just have white people depression.
by Dingger Dongger April 25, 2019
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Depressive Black Metal

A sub-genre of Black Metal dedicated to ripping of Burzum.
Hey dude, this record by the Depressive Black Metal band Xasthur sounds just like Burzum.

Yeah. They all do.
by Mymotherisafish January 16, 2010
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depressed cunt hours

The period of time when a cunt is depressed.
It is time for depressed cunt hours 🙄
by Cunt658 February 07, 2018
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Post Avatar Depression

Post Avatar Depression, also known as P.A.D., occurs to a person after seeing the movie "Avatar" (By James Cameron) after immediately realizing they had fallen victim to a runaway hype train, and wasted their time and money on a blatantly derivative movie that sucks even more than the terrible movies it ripped off to begin with.
Guy 1: Wow that movie was complete trash. Just awful.

Guy 2: *Sniff* I'm such a sucker.
Guy 1: Dude, are you crying?
Guy 2: Bro... I'm a sap. I knew the movie was just Dances with Wolves in space, but Hollywood leaned on the media to ram it down our throats so hard. I just... I really bought a whole car on the hype train and it's just the worst sci-fi movie since Battlefield Earth.
Guy 1: Aww shit... looks like Post Avatar Depression...
Guy 2: I need a hug and to rewatch Andor immediately.
by KleverBoi December 14, 2022
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Post Natal Depression

The feeling you get after shelling out for the Xbox 360 peripheral "Project Natal" and realising it sucks.
A: Whassup dude, yo is lookin down.
B: Yeh, I iz broke coz all my monies went on Project Natal and It done be no good.
A: Ah no blood, yousa got Post Natal Depression.
by G0N. June 17, 2010
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post post depression

The anticipation and excitement of seeing somebody has responded to a post you birthed on social media, but after reading their response you are left sad and empty.
Honey what's wrong with you today, you seem out of it??

I'm sorry, I left a witty political post on the knitting forum and one lady called me a trumptard. Loretta says I have Post Post Depression and the only known cure is logging off cries...
by theway146 September 09, 2018
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best cure for depression

girl: omgomg im so depressed i wanna kill myself

dude: best cure for depression is sex so sex me
by ur big brain dad September 27, 2020
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