Covid-🚽

When the closure of public toilets aimed at minimizing the spread of the coronavirus has a debilitating and degrading effect on people with medical conditions, homeless folks, and parents with young children.

People with irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) feel stressed and miserable due to Covid-🚽—they’re afraid to leave the house when they’re unsure where the nearest open public toilet is.

by Covido January 30, 2021

Covid Hoarder

Someone who hoards PPE (Personal Protective Equipment in excessive manners.

Dude that asshole stole my only mask! What a Covid hoarder!

by ColoradoGuy375 June 10, 2020

Covid kid

Anyone between the age of 4-12 years old who experienced the 2020 Coronavirus pandemic

The year is 2038.

Jimmy who is 9 years old asks his father. "Were you a Covid kid dad?"

by DeadBread September 12, 2020

covid mask

The act of fucking yourself with a wooden chair leg until it breaks. It is often performed by 35+year olds after receiving no sex in their whole time of existence.

My friend: im so horny
Me: bro just do the covid mask duh

by IslamicPorkSandwich69 June 27, 2021

Covid-19 Protocol

Oh geez, I wonder why the rate at which the atheism was spreading stopped increasing....

Hym "It's almost like they took their kids out of school and sequestered them to stop them from... You know.... Talking about something that was happening.... Maybe they wanted to curate what their kids saw on their screens.... It's weird, right? It's almost like they have some kind of Covid-19 protocol that let's them cut off the tap quick whenever the creature comes back..."

by Hym Iam July 17, 2023

Covided

When a girl is blowing you and you pull out and bust in her nose and punch her in both eyes

Did you see Martha I think she is sick. Nah she got covided last night

by Hennebadger November 12, 2020

covided

When a project has been canceled due to the novel corona virus

"is this project still alive, or has it been covided?"

by Uncle Henry II May 21, 2020