A virtual "reward" you can give someone whom annoyingly complains about situations in their life that either lack merit or they are doing so to derive unnecessary sympathy.
Person who is complaining: "I'm way pissed off man...my Dad is buying me a new BMW for my birthday when I specifically asked for a Ferrari!"
Annoyed Friend: "Wow...that really sucks. How 'bout I warm up the oven and bake you some f*cking Pity Cookies then!"
Annoyed Friend: "Wow...that really sucks. How 'bout I warm up the oven and bake you some f*cking Pity Cookies then!"
by Gold Frisch July 27, 2012
Get the Pity Cookiemug. 
Club Cookies are another name a special pill that will give you the best time of your life (Ecstasy)
by Bffhhgff October 13, 2020
Get the Club Cookiesmug. by Yeokiddd March 23, 2019
Get the Government cookiemug. Person 1: Oh hey look I got a message from a Killed Cookies.
Person 2: Just ignore it it's an e-girl.
Person 2: Just ignore it it's an e-girl.
by The THE Clan February 26, 2020
Get the Killed Cookiesmug. "Hey dude, u better not forget to cookie cull, or else u'll be in trouble if ur mom finds out what u've been up to on the internet!"
by K-Camisado September 25, 2011
Get the Cookie Cullmug. She went out to a party to see if someone will finally dust her cookies, she wanted a cookie dusting
by The cookie fairy October 29, 2017
Get the Cookie dustingmug.