Shit in your hand and clap

A phrase that displays disdain, anger or frustration.

Scout from Team Fortress 2: What the hell is you guys' problem?!
Some guy: Shit in your hand and clap.
Scout from Team Fortress 2: But then I'll have shit in TWO hands!

by ChickenBiscuits27 January 22, 2024

clapped

Fucking Ugly

Damn, that bitch is clapped

by thisonenigga November 26, 2023

Clap Cock

Originating at UC Berkeley, clap cock is when you jerk off so many times over the course of a 1-2 week period that you temporarily can not get or maintain an erection. The cure to clap cock is semen retention.

I knew in advance that my date wasn’t gonna put out so I said fuck it and gave myself clap cock.

by EdgingBigChungus2302 December 5, 2023

nice big clap

nice big clap

Nice big clap

by Debskelly1985 April 8, 2023

A clap of cunts

The plural of cunts.

You are all cunts. A clap of cunts.

by The real McGowan has stood up. April 26, 2023

clapped

to be considered mentally stupid or dumb

jacob: 4x4 is 44
bob: are you clapped bro its 16 not fuckin 44

by radius97 April 28, 2023

Clapped

The Swiss Army knife of words, the holy grail that can be sprinkled into any sentence.

Adj. An object that is beaten, broken, ugly, or of terrible condition

Adj. A lower class woman who has been passed around, a hoe if you will.

That truck is clapped the fuck out, look at all the rust

Those wheels are clapped, you curbed the fuck out of them

She’s clapped bro, she’s been passed around I wouldn’t attempt

by sparky1221 May 3, 2023