breakfast shirt

A shirt of any kind that has a food stain on the front side. Typically on the chest area.
Everyone at Wal-Mart was wearing their tweety bird breakfast shirt!!
by JCutts March 23, 2019
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West Texas Fried Breakfast

V. The act of spitting into another's throat, typically during intercoarse, that results in them asphyxiating and, in many cases, dying
Well, boys, thats one more lost to Uncle Jimmy's West Texas Fried Breakfast
by Toenail_eater23 July 15, 2020
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morning breakfast potatoes

Years ago when a bit after launching Discord, we came up with Nitro over morning breakfast potatoes
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Awkward Breakfast

When multiple people are staying at an apartment the morning after a party, they sit down to eat the most important meal of the day, and it’s obvious that two of those people had sex the night before.
That virgin is never going to get an Awkward Breakfast.
by Golouer November 28, 2021
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You wake up in the morning, hop in the shower, take a shit in the shower, (waffle stomp that bitch), and sensually glaze the waffle with your jizz. Take a step back and admire your work. Enjoy!
"Hey, why is Tommy Tomasso so out of breath?"

"Oh, cuz he just finished The Complete Belgian Breakfast, he gave it all he had."
by The Thesaurus August 01, 2024
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Carolinian Hot Breakfast

A sexual act where you wake up, drain the snake into a cup, cook up some grits and jerk off over the top. You then bring your partner breakfast in bed and serve them their meal.
My boyfriend was such a sweetheart, he served me a good old Carolinian hot breakfast over the weekend!
by Treabis October 27, 2017
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breakfast burger

The best of both the breakfast world and the burger world "only at Carl's Jr "
I went to Carl's Jr and got a breakfast burger
by The word mister77x August 02, 2022
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