Moss Ridge Breakfast

This delicious concoction consists of eating a pop tart of preferred flavor, drinking a monster energy (The original, not the zero crap) all while chewing the almighty Copenhagen straight cut original. Mostly attempted during the opening shift.

We all attempted to have a Moss Ridge Breakfast, but no one made it past the fruity blast pop tart.

by TheCartKid July 1, 2012

breakfast emergency

In order to avoid the awkwardness of having to use a new girlfriend/boyfriend's bathroom after spending the night, one will fervently offer to run out and get breakfast. The point of which is to use the bathroom at Starbucks, McDonald's, etc.

"Hey hun, do you want me to go out and get us some breakfast?" breakfast emergency, please say yes!

"No, that's okay. I'm not very hungry."

"Are you sure? Breakfast is the most important meal of the day." oh shit! please say yes, please say yes

"No, I'm sure."

"But, if you don't eat you won't have any energy today."
Listen woman, you do not want me here in 5 minutes!!

"Okay"

"Alright, I'll be back in a few." Thank you Jesus!!

by Roland1999 March 14, 2011

Breakfast in Hobart

Cunnilingus. The Australian island state of Tasmania is a similar shape to the human pubic hair zone and has vast areas of untamed wild forest. Hobart is the capital of Tasmania, located south and almost centre on the island.

She is so hot, I just want to have Breakfast in Hobart with her tonight.

by Vigilante68 November 11, 2011

Baggin's Breakfast

Breakfast of eggs, biscuits, and a pipe, shared by Bilbo Baggins and Gandalf on their journey. Adopted by stoners as a pseudonym for "wake and bake".

Stoner 1: What are you doing tomorrow?
Stoner 2: Gonna have a Baggin's Breakfast and watch a movie. Wanna join me?
Stoner 1: I'll bring the Baggin's if you bring the Breakfast!

by OverripeMeat November 16, 2011

Beijing breakfast

A poached egg that's been pickling in a prostitute's vagina for three weeks, soaking in vaginal fluid and said prostitute's piss after she drank nothing but sake for a month

Man, before I go to work I always go to the red light district and buy myself a Beijing breakfast.

by Alexfuckingpratt January 30, 2023

Messy Breakfast

Similiar to the Messy Dinner and Messy Lunch. This however, lacks the two primary components of the dinner/lunch. Instead of smearing shit and/or peeing, you smear smegma on the person's face. IE: Dick Cheese

Those two homos just gave each other a messy breakfast. See Messy Dinner, Messy Lunch, Messy Brunch.

by Kaeleker February 14, 2023

English Breakfast

When you wake up in the wee hours of the morning spark a cigarette, take a shit, piss & rub one out without cleaning either end, then hop back into bed with the Mrs.

Erica is disgusted I had an English Breakfast this morning

by Kugelblitz187 February 21, 2023