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Beavered

The act of Submerging an unwilling victim under water while in a locked cage, then proceeding to fuck them
1 - Dude what should we do on our first date
2 - You should totally make her get beavered
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Fat Beaver

1. Also known as the Castor Gras. Appending fur (like that of a dog or other household pet) to the condom with an adhesive before commencing any sexual act involving penetration.

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I wanted to try something new last night with Tina, so I shaved my dog and glued the fur to my condom. This is known as a 'fat beaver', in memory of George Colpitts.
by The King of Old Broadway December 22, 2008
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Beaver Burp

I was about to go down on her when she let out a loud beaver burp.
by BeaverBurp March 7, 2019
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1- a distraction
2- the feeling you get when you really need to take a shit
1- uh, HEY look! An Overwhelming Number Of Beavers

2- Let me in before I let out An overwhelming Amount Of Beavers, and you're gonna be the one cleaning it up.
by icecreamsometimesisn'tenough September 18, 2016
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beaver bisquits

Jessica: girl, my vag smells like turtle soup i cant go out tonight like this
Shelby:you need you a beaver bisquit
beaver bisquits
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Beaver Switch

She really enjoyed it when i found her beaver switch and flipped it just right
by CyrenSays December 25, 2020
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Pillow Beaver

A Pillow Beaver not to be confused with Pillow Biter, is typically a mammal of the human variety. He/She will gather all of the pillows to their side of a sleeping area creating a dam like effect. This Dam prohibits the calm waters of natural sleep to wash over any other mammals in said sleeping area. They do this unintentionally for it is intrinsic in their nature, thus a Pillow Beaver.
Adam: Dude I'm spent I crashed over at Cougar Dana's last night. I woke up at like 4am my neck was killing me, I look over and she has like nine pillows on her side of the bed. I slept like dagg' shit.

Lee: Dude what a freakin' Pillow Beaver.

Adam: I know right.
by Wellhung2178 January 22, 2014
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