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Frito beaver 

An individual who loves and craves Fritos chips so much that their two top front teeth become bucked out like a beaver. This can be an actual protrusion of the teeth, or can be achieved by placing a Frito on top of each of the two top front teeth, under the top lip, thus allowing them protrude like buck teeth.
After eating that entire bag by yourself, you've turned into a Frito beaver.
Frito beaver by Turner Sultan July 17, 2010
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muddy beaver 

Leaving a cleveland steamer between ones tits and placing the cock in there and thrusting, basically fucking her cans which has the steamer in the middle
Bill gave Sally a muddy beaver
muddy beaver by Your Mom's Box July 19, 2003

albino beaver 

A vagine that has never seen the light of day... It's almost white.
That chick had an albino beaver!
albino beaver by Normalnametaken October 7, 2013

Busy Beaver

the act of a male shitting on a vagina and then eating her out. He bites and makes a beaver dam with ur cum and poo.
Ronnie: Yo whats up
Chace: Just gave my girl a busy beaver
Ronnie: Thats NASTY
Busy Beaver by imaninjaape4 August 5, 2011

Justin Beaver 

Justin Bieber's pet beaver that he kept secret in his basement for 3 years.
Someone leaked a picture of Justin Beaver yesterday on Twitter!
Justin Beaver by AC_Overdose June 28, 2014

Fat Beaver 

1. Also known as the Castor Gras. Appending fur (like that of a dog or other household pet) to the condom with an adhesive before commencing any sexual act involving penetration.

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I wanted to try something new last night with Tina, so I shaved my dog and glued the fur to my condom. This is known as a 'fat beaver', in memory of George Colpitts.

choco beaver 

when a man defactes in a womans open anal cavity and smears the hot anal paste in a claping sensation creating a beaver dam
the bedroom was lame until i gave the choco beaver then our sex life was never the same again