dirty little bastard

A “Dirty little bastard” is a term used to describe someone who’s brave enough to do stupid shit. This term is used on the comedy show “South Park” often used by the character Jimbo Kern

“Now that there is a dirty little bastard!”

by BobbotheThrasher December 31, 2022

times new bastard

An unofficial font where every fourth letter in a word is suddenly comic sans while the rest is times new Roman thought it may just be every fourth letter.

Unable to give example
Times new bastard: every fourth letter of each word is comic sans while the rest is times new Roman

by JackleRaid October 7, 2020

cretinous bastard

an all round freak of nature who is stupid as fuk and needs to learn basic social cues

normal person: omg have you seen that new girl aimee jackson or smth

normal persons friend: yeah she is SO weird such a cretinous bastard honestly needs to wise up
cretinous bastard: my name is just aimee

by whole of ormeau November 29, 2022

Bastarding

To create a bastard.

Larry and Susan had a one night stand. They created a child. Hence, Larry and Susan were bastarding.

by Cleinth July 23, 2012

Eggfuck Bastard

An insult for a person who's a fucking retarded dumbass.

"Can you stop being an eggfuck bastard for once Remington?"

by Raaaaaaaah March 3, 2025

fucker-bastard

Usually said in a playful way to a friend or peer.
A person that is both a fucker and a bastard but not a fucking bastard.

My mate: Nice shirt, the pink really brings out your love of men
Me: Shut up you fucker-bastard

by Big_mickey_bloke April 15, 2023

double decker cheese loaded bastard

so this bastard took a double decker, and loaded it with cheese. crazy

"Hey, take a look at this double decker cheese loaded bastard. He's afraid of the imminent heat death of the universe, what a loser." *skateboards away*

by 6aXL September 30, 2020