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Austin

(Aka. Yasstin, Saustin, and Sustin). The hottest and most amazing person you will ever meet in your entire life. I am not Austin. Trust me. Also he's really hot, did I mention that? The best man face in the world, and incredible Massachusetts eyebrows. Also he's really hot. Funny. Cool. Enormous brain. The best at spelling defunt. And really hot
Girl1: Dang, Austin is really hot and cool and good at spelling the word defunct.
Girl2: I know, he's so amazing and cool and I love him. Will you marry me Austin?
Austin: No, I have many braincells and I can psychoanalyze you with a single glance, Meredith.
by NotAustinReallyGuys January 31, 2023
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Austin moment

*fails no nut November* yooo that’s an Austin moment
by ha i have no name v November 6, 2020
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austin hammer

A sex position very similar to doggy-style, but with two they/not them's. Strap-ons are not allowed and if there is no penis involved, too bad.
Mason: Yeah, Todd and I Austin Hammered last night.
Callum: Oh my God, did you like it?
Mason: I mean, sorta, they didn't have a cock so it was kind of just not them grinding on me.
by OMG YOUR COCK IS SO GIRTHY AND September 7, 2021
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Austin, MN

Austin, Minnesota (No, not Texas) is a small town in southern Minnesota with a population of around 25k people. Home to the Fortune 500 company HORMEL, which often causes the town to smell of meat. As SPAM is one of the main products made by the company, the city as been nicknamed SPAMTOWN, USA “Where Hawaiians go for vacation!” With a large newly built SPAM museum downtown for public visitation. The city is rich with history and culture featuring many communities of different ethnicities around the world. Riverland Community College, The Paramount Theatre, the Hormel Home, The Nature Center and The Old Mill are all different areas of interest one should check out when visiting this pleasant Midwestern town.
Person 1: “Hello! Where are you from?”

Person 2: “Oh I live in Austin”
Person 1: “Oh wow that’s a long drive from Texas”

Person 2: “Austin, MN not Austin Texas
by Chaotic_Cat July 22, 2021
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Austin Osborn

The prettiest woman in the world, she doesn't know her own self worth. Austin Osborn is a flirt but is scared by 7-inch-candy bars.
"Wowah that girl is pretty, who is she?"
"That's Austin Osborn"
by Help-i'm-dying April 20, 2018
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Austin crine

you autism crime and someone pronunch yo name wrong
yo austin crine nah im autism crime
by MoistMeatMisslejizzyfella March 3, 2025
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Austin Theory

Austin theory shouldn’t be MITB winner
by NYCDEMONDIVA July 22, 2022
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