One-armed waiter in a wheelchair

A term used to describe slow service in a restaurant or bar

Guest 1: I ordered my food 45 mins ago- how long does it take to make a BLT?
Guest 2: I swear a one-armed waiter in a wheelchair would be faster than this
Guest 1: For sure. Once we get our food let’s dine and ditch

by Dip Veteran May 20, 2024

armed forces oddball

when an enlisted officer gets more health problems than a commissioned officer which is usual based on statistics.

The armed forces oddball had to go to the shrink every month.

by Coop Dupe June 15, 2018

ARM DOCKA

some stupid shit I said about arm socks

I'LL FUCK YOU IF YOU FUCK MY ARM DOCKA

by Chancii March 4, 2018

arm rest anxiety

The awkward moment when you're sat next to a stranger in the cinema, and there is a mental dispute as to who gets to put their arm on the rest...

You: "Dude my arms are really aching..."
friend: "why dont you rest them on the arm rest then?"
you: "nah, got arm rest anxiety"

by lolnetto1 February 24, 2011

Arms

Today
I smile :)
The love 4u!!!!
You know what

I love to see
And do!

Only one thing I would like more….
It may have a few parts….
Tell you I love you
While in your arms!!!!

by U loving me; only in my dreams December 6, 2024

Meat Arm

Lyncuistic vernacular referring to one's penis. Can be used both singularly and in possessive forms, possessive usage being Meat Arm's

Oh God Cheryl! They thrust upon me with their Meat Arm's. My trepidation cannot be unquelched.

by SpanglyCharly February 6, 2021

One-armed Drummer

Well-endowed man attracted to mature, but attractive, deaf women.

As a one-armed drummer, he loved to pick up at the local Applebees.

by Michael Hurd January 6, 2023