buttplug head

Someone who is so arrogant and self absorbed that it would seem they spend most of their time with their head shoved neatly up their own arse. Often with a butt plug shaped head and ridiculously small ears.

Andrew is such a buttplug head. He doesn't listen to anyone's ideas except his own.

by Shittydick March 4, 2015

Mushroom Head

The head of the penis. Usually purple

"I have I massive Mushroom head at the tip of my cock"

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

Dell Head

One who consumes vast amounts of Delsym or CCC on a consistent basis. The DXM version of the typical pothead. One is attributed the title of dell head only after proving he no longer holds the mental ability he formerly did due to the large quantity of DXM over time. As well as one being so into the use of DXM a large amount of those the user knows are aware of the DXM usage. Also known as DellTripper.

Tim-Yo your cousin timmy seems way slower since the last time i saw him, he used the pencil as a fork to eat his Vienna Sauages.
Bob- I know man hes really been losing it lately, he eats crayons and shit now.
Tim-Whats been going on?

Bob-Well, hes a fucking Dell Head.
Tim-Oh shit

by nutsonyochestsougetchesnuts June 2, 2012

shake of the head

A slight shake of the head, meaning you screwed up so bad, that the other side can only shake their head. Or, other side is fed up with your shit.

Example 1:
Bob: DUDE! I ate a porcupine -- when it was still ALIVE!
Freddy: *Shake of the head*

Example 2:
Bob: Dude, I climbed Mt. Everest, pulled of my helmet, para-glided down, and landed on my head! And the only evidence I have is this small scratch on my elbow!
Freddy: *Shake of the head*

by freddymcbob January 13, 2015

Hinge Head

Being absolutely awful everywhere, no one loves you.
A slightly better version of this is a Motor Head.

Dave is no longer just a Motor Head, he's now a Hinge Head.

by ClownJuice February 14, 2022

glop head

Heavy drinker, boozer, alcoholic.

He drank 20 pints of Stella, the glop head.

by Bob Cresswell September 20, 2006

Head Meat

The presence of a large amount of flesh on the forehead of a person, typically a man in his thirties whom happens to look like a human thumb.

"That bitch Aubrey, that bitch got that head meat."

by SomeUrbanLinguist January 11, 2019