The biggest, schlongiest guy on the market. If you see one, they run a hefty price, and you'd better snatch him up. Never disrespect Austin, because his comebacks will make you cry yourself to sleep. His schlong is normally 15 inches, but some can have up to 34 inches. This can be quite a chore, but Austins can handle it.
"Oh my god, is that an Austin? I'd better go get him fast!"
"I'd turn gay for an Austin at any moment."
"I'd turn gay for an Austin at any moment."
by Jackass_Jayden July 5, 2020
Get the Austinmug. Austin is pretty cool when you hang around him but when he's alone he will probably be a box, very comfortable in his home. When you meet him you wonder if he is a vampire because he is so pale. Lady's will love him if she's the right one. They're usually born a natural doctor, Austin's are very funny people. They come out of the womb with a stethoscope in their left hand because they're right handed. If you go on a date with them they will talk your ear off about doctor things you don't understand. So don't date them- marry them! What cuties they are!
by Kyleeeeeeeee.is.awesome November 26, 2021
Get the Austinmug. Austin is a straight lady getter, he has a bunch of girls wishing they could date him when he Dosent even try he has a gf most of the time, he is a very sexy,funny,cool and charming guy. That’s where he gets all the girls from ladies get wet all the time when they see him, let’s not forget about his massive 10inch dick that he has he usually has 3 sums with girls so he can share himself more often
by Lady getting Austin February 3, 2020
Get the Austinmug. by BTS DOG EAATER November 13, 2022
Get the austins dadmug. Austin Cramer is a red headed cowboy who wears boots and always wants to fight someone, but he’s a cool friend
by Austin’s friend May 2, 2022
Get the Austin Cramermug. A true specimen of perfection. A man as true and hot as Billy Mayes himself. Although he might have some issues with people and may secretly be Bill Gates in disguise.
by Farlorn April 16, 2018
Get the Austin Cozmamug. 