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logging data

Taking your log (your penis) and shoving it into some data (a girls vagina). Slang amongst computer nerds.
Ronald: "What were you doing last night"
Hamburgaler: "I was logging data"
Ronald: "Oh awsome!"
by Computer John March 10, 2012
mugGet the logging datamug.

log waft

The smell of a fart that is identical to the rancid shit you will take soon thereafter and thus a warning to all who share a bathroom with you.
Dude, that log waft needs to be taken outside now, and warn me when you use the shitter.
by drstevenwerose March 24, 2022
mugGet the log waftmug.

old log

While the term "old log" might function as a colloquial or informal expression, its recognition and standardization in English are not widespread. However, within certain communities or subcultures, this term can be employed to denote an elderly man.
"Every morning, the folks at the park gather around the old log to listen to his captivating stories from a bygone era."
by Davellin August 28, 2023
mugGet the old logmug.

Fuzzy log

When your husband is wrapped in a fuzzy blanket spread out across the bed
Your like a cute fuzzy log all wrapped up in that blanket
by Deadpool92 August 23, 2020
mugGet the Fuzzy logmug.

Log

Someone who invites a girl out and asks to go home and sleep with them. Then afterwards, they will just lay in bed like a log and actually go to sleep.
Them: "Hey are you going out tonight? I was wondering if I could stay over, and we could you know... ;)"

Girl: Yeah I'm up for it tonight ;)

Them: Ok Goodnight. Goes to sleep and does nothing

Girl: What the fuck he is literally being a log right now. Thanks dickhead.
by Logvictim June 19, 2021
mugGet the Logmug.

log rocket

My boy John has quite the log rocket. You can see the imprint through his shorts!
by bigboi10928 August 29, 2022
mugGet the log rocketmug.

Canadian log jam

When you cover a maple leaf in maple syrup, jam it down a girls ass, and then nibble it out with only your front teeth like a beaver.
I met a Canadian girl the other night and she would only let me hit it if I gave her a canadian log jam.

I love the Canadian log jam, but the leaves are hard to find fresh.
by Jakelmoore January 12, 2023
mugGet the Canadian log jammug.

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