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zombie

1) when someone who previously ghosted you begins to talk to you again. Ergo, rises from the dead
2) people who reappear in your life after a long period of no contact
WOW, this guy had the audacity to ghost me three weeks ago and now he just texted me again. How dare he zombie me?
by MiiAmorr July 6, 2017
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Zombie

DJ Dre (Andry) on Ice radio. a species of zombie that does not sleep, and if it decides to sit in the same place; let it be only for 1 hour and start at 5 AM. Losrrr
Person: Hey Andry when do you go to sleep!?
Andry: well i go to sleep at 5, but i'll be up before 7.
Person; J00 Zombie!!!!
by 7l-lF\ l>/-\/\/l)3/\/\1( October 14, 2008
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Zombie

Celtic fan: We just hammered the sevco zombies 4-0!
by aquticdan678 November 25, 2022
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Zombie shopper

A person(s) who wonders the aisles of stores slowly and aimlessly just looking at products without picking out much to buy. These people are often in the way of whatever you need. Also they might follow you around the store.
I went to the grocery store today and there were hoards of zombie shoppers there. Just standing in front of what ever I needed so I had to wait for them to move on. A couple of them seemed to follow me down every aisle. I finally has to check out and leave the store to keep them away from me.
by Memphis09 December 5, 2023
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Zombied

When a guy doesn't necessarily ghost you. It's in the middle of still a bit of talking, but you're not in a talking stage anymore. In good terms, but not friends.
"This guy just zombied me." "No, I'm not talking to him anymore, he zombied me."
by DancingDaffodilf May 2, 2024
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Bin Zombies

A sub-species of student that empties their recycling bin at night in a group of 4 or more, wearing pyjamas and groaning like normal zombies.
Friend: "What's that noise?"
Me: "Oh, its just the bin zombies"
by Fidget84 November 16, 2010
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zombie philanthropy

A will written in such a way that the dead person donates a substantial amount of money to a charitable trust in a way that shapes the world according the dead persons conditions.
The billionaires have invented zombie philanthropy to assure that their bad ideas in life continue to be funded long after they are gone.
by mlhiss June 26, 2020
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