Winged Facial

A vulgar phrase, meant to simultaneously describe the act, displeasure, ridiculousness, and frustration of being attacked and/or bombarded by a swarm of any flying, winged creature(s), to the point of having said creature(s), their body parts, or any debris being carried by them ending up in the eyes and/or facial orifices resulting in disorientation or mild discomfort.

Meant to use some of the parallels related to acts of sexual climax onto one's face to "colourfully" convey a message of feeling "pursued" by forces that have no interest in such acts. Usually meant to convey, frustration or a alternate sense of humour about the situation.

These mosquitos are relentless! They're getting in my eyes, mouth, nose, ears, and hair.

It's like I'm getting a winged facial!

by Demented Definitions May 21, 2019

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Wing Bing Station

A mythical NYC subway station that is spoken by conductors that have indiscernible words resulting in the words “wing bing station”

The conductor said “Next stop is wing bing station, indiscernible, wing bing zing station

by Crafterhoe699 June 8, 2019

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whingehole

A person who loudly proclaims his right to across-the-board free speech anywhere and everywhere, and then whimpers, kicks and cries when others exercise their own identical rights to disprove his statements with logic and facts backed by reputable sources. A subspecies of internet troll.

In a Facebook group post, ZZZZ said all xxxx people are dumb and ugly; well refuted, he's now claiming he's being unfairly victimized, with abuse of his right of free speech. What a whingehole!!

by CaroRio June 17, 2019

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