Turtle Steppin'

To drive or walk around in a very slow manner, much like turtles do.

"damn boi you be turtle steppin' up in herre, dat grandmammy in her walker just passed us!"

by Liz and Asia June 4, 2007

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turtle-douche

What my roommate refers to koopa troopas as. especially when playing mario when they kill him. he gets so mad that he yells variations to this as well, like turtley douche cuntbag killa!

My roomate was playing Mario world 3 and was killed by a koopa before beating the last level, when he realized he had to restart he yelled "turtle-douche" and threw his hot pocket out the window striking someone in the head!

by runepaladin January 16, 2009

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Fear Turtle

When a person is nervous, a turtle-head aka feces begins to exit the anus, without consent.

Dude, that movie was so scary, I had a major "Fear Turtle!"

by DandA6 February 27, 2009

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microwave turtle

The act of engaging in hardcore anal intercourse while in a sauna. Both participants are wearing cardboard boxes so that they look like turtles. Not for the faint of heart, or those who don't know the glory of being assfucked by a turtle.

I LIKE BIG TITTIES IN MY MICROWAVE TURTLE

by Appl3Python April 25, 2014

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Turtle Eyes

When you screw up or do somthing stupid, you got turtle eyes.

You: Ran into garage door. Friend: You got turtle eyes.

by jj71 August 28, 2014

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Brown turtle

A brown turtle is conducted much like a secret Santa. Except one gift is replaced with a log of shit. Everyone opens a gift in a Yankee swap fashion and whoever opens the log of shit (brown turtled) loses that years swap. Thus having to be deemed the brown turtle until the following Christmas.

Billy: "lets all pick a number for the brown turtle"

Fran: "I got number one!!" *opens first gift and sees a log of shit* "FUCK"

Group: "FRAN GOT BROWN TURTLED!!"

Billy:"Better luck next year brown turtle"

by Tolman December 18, 2017

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