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off tha hook

by Anonymous September 12, 2003
mugGet the off tha hookmug.

spear-hook

When a deal is made to someone that seems beneficial but ruins the signer with a series of bullshit fine prints smacked in their face later on down the road.
Emile got the shit end of the spear-hook after it turns out that in order to get his health benefits he had to sacrifice his dog.
by Real Human Bean September 10, 2016
mugGet the spear-hookmug.

hook

“yeah me and her hooked at the party
by ya head November 5, 2018
mugGet the hookmug.

Hook-em Head

Chicks definition... It's the first time you suck a guy's dick when you want to make sure that he is not going anywhere.

Guy definition... The first blow job you get from a chick that you tell your friends about, but don't even realize she just made sure you wasn't going anywhere.
"Yea girl, that dude mine..i gave him that hook-em head, he ain't going nowhere"

Yoooooo.... This girl just took my soul... She got me hooked....

Damn bro, she got you sprung like that? She got you w the hook-em.head, didn't she?
by Molly Lamer July 18, 2025
mugGet the Hook-em Headmug.

mouse the hook

Deactivating the safety latch.

A industrial repairman sometimes must Mouse the hook as a last-ditch effort to diagnose and fix a machine without any safety features see if the main function works
It is illegal to Mouse the hook in Michigan as per state regulations
by 542561 June 2, 2018
mugGet the mouse the hookmug.

sandy hook

during sex, you proceed to wrap your penis in 600 grit sandpaper and proceed to have sex with your significant other/girlfriend
yo dawg i just gave my girl the sandy hook.
mugGet the sandy hookmug.

Hook

I got a 10-inch hook that will hit your g-spot like a bullseye !
by CQuuen7 September 12, 2020
mugGet the Hookmug.

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