Cock n Lock Tool for sexiness

A tool used for pure sexiness

Fuck I forgot my Cock n Lock tool for sexiness at home see you in 5.

by Spearerboy6000 June 13, 2021

Galactic Tools

Used to define a mentally unstable human, usually addicted to gay porn

"Hey, see that faggot over there?"
"Yeah, he must be a part of the Galactic Tools server."

by Bobob amogus July 13, 2021

Gold tools

The worst type of tools in the game Minecraft. Attacks and mines better, but has a short life. Choose diamond over gold.

"Hey guys! Check out my gold tools!"
*mines obsidian with gold pickaxe, breaking the pick in the process*
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

by Supertrain12 November 23, 2019

Snipping Tool

What is used on someone that has gooned or is in the middle of gooning.

Kammo: Did you hear nathans mom used a snipping tool on him? Zoru: Was he gooning again?

by Zoru May 10, 2024

alabama tool box

pair of vise-grips, a hammer and a roll of duct tape

With an Alabama Tool Box you can fix damn near anything.

by deepfish January 16, 2015

Tool de force

A Tool de force is any tool in a position of authority or a tool with an attitude problem. A Tool de force has little critical thinking capability and or general malicious intent because they were dropped as a child.

My boss is a real Tool de force, I don't know how they got this job. Probably sucking cock for $

by tabarin October 24, 2014

fightin' tools

Kitchen utensils: forks, spoons, knives, etc. The things you use to "attack" your food before you eat it.

That stupid waiter didn't put any fightin' tools on our table yet!

by pentozali August 30, 2007