kim jong spoon

*Confused Spoon Noises*

Kim Jong Spoon Will consume your soul

by ChingChongVietnam#Wong May 9, 2020

spoon

A guy who uses fake alts to talk to multiple women deceitfully online.
Scooping their hearts out with lies

“John is such a spoon. Not only did I learn he was talking to 3 other women online at the same time as me, but he actually held convos with us at the same time too! Such a fucking spoon.”

by SoRosy January 22, 2021

Spoon

Silverware that you use to eat yogurt, cereal, soup, or/and ice cream. Unless your weird and use a fork.
A type of cuddling, when a girl is on her side and the boy (or other genders) lays next to her on his side too.

Do you have I spoon, I need it for my soup.
Hey babe? Can you spoon me?

by idk_go away June 22, 2020

spooned

to be punched by a comically small shovel, or a spoon

John got spooned by Max during yesterday’s fight.
That must’ve hurt. At least it wasn’t a shovel.

by kyocl0ud June 27, 2021

Spoon

An insult that can also be used for anything. It does not mean anything.

‘Don’t be such a spoon.’

by dOnt Be So cHIldIsh June 1, 2018

Tea spooning

Two midgets spooning!

Hey would you look at that, they are a couple of

midgets tea spooning over there!

by SoyBoi1602 December 13, 2018

cunt with a spoon

when a woman of british decent has a curved receptacle utensil (preferably comically large and wooden, as if it could be used for paddling)

man 1: knock knock
man 2: who's there?
man 1: orange
man 2: orange who?
man 1: cunt with a spoon

by salviesez May 10, 2021