Steve drunk

When your drunk turns into a toddler and makes inappropriate sexual references.

All my female colleagues at work won’t talk to me because I got Steve drunk at the Holiday party.

by leesah December 20, 2017

Sloppy Steve

When a neocon bangs his boss in the butt whilst simultaneously stroking said boss and wearing a KKK hat.

Oh man, Jeff, Reince, Kush, DonJ, Kev, Paul and Vlad lined up and gave Big D the old Sloppy Steve for like about the last year, huh?

by QuinnFlint April 24, 2018

Asian steve

The dude that you wish you where or the one you love to hate.

Thered Asian Steve getting another car seized..like a boss.

by Mrwaantawn May 2, 2018

Steve jobs party

A Steve Jobs Party,is when you and your lady/gentleman friend are watching a movie (probably the one about Steve jobs with Ashton Cutcher). And Your a lil cold. So you both put on your best turtle neck sweaters. And after a while longer you two start getting hot and heavy(still wearing your turtle necks) And that my friends is a Steve Jobs Party.

"Yo bro Stacie came over last night and we watched jobs with Ashton Cutcher "
"Was it a good movie"
"Nah,we got bored and had a Steve Jobs Party "
"Nice bro!!"

by CJG753 January 14, 2018

wishin I was Steve

The act of purposely purchasing, acquiring or wearing items of Steve. Due to lack of individuality, your life and being is dedicated to "living like Steve"

Greg: "wow, you just bought a new Rolex. That's the same one Steve has".

Judd: "yeah, I know. I've always wanted to live like Steve"

Greg: I think I'm wishin I was Steve

by Lil Won October 12, 2017

live like Steve

Verb / \ 'liv\ The act of purposely acquiring or purchasing clothing, jewelry or accessories for the sole purpose of satisfying the deep seated desire to be "Steve"

Greg: Wow, you just bough a new Rolex. That's same one Steve has.
Judd: Are you sure it's the same? I would hate to have the same watch as Steve
Greg: I'm nearly certain that's Steve's watch
Judd: Yeah, truth be told, I wanna "live like Steve"

by Lil Won October 19, 2017

steve knott

A weird person who always is stupid and is angry, and annoyed very easily, Steve’s normally annoy people and have very big issues.

Steve Knott: Obnoxious, angry, annoyed easily.

by Claire List October 15, 2017