retarded in the feet

Retarded in the feet means when ur soo retarded ur feet become retarded

Ur soo retarded in the feet

by Albertian January 6, 2018

retard wrestling

When a male and female engage in sexual intercourse when they are both blackout belligerently drunk

"I walked in on Terrence and Pam retard wrestling after that wild party"

by Jiggly Jiggler March 16, 2017

commentally retarded

Condition whereby confused or oblivious (often elderly) people befoul a social media post with inane, irrelevant, offensive or otherwise horrid replies.

/normal human posts cover photo of beautiful sunset

Normal human's commentally retarded parent replies: "WHAT TIME ARE YOU GOING TO UNCLE JOE'S FOR SUPPER NEXT WEEK ? !"

by Captain Walleye November 29, 2021

Fire Retarded

When you intentionally set out to make a fire with bad intentions, but the fire never happens.

Person 1: I put my campfire right next to my pile of highly combustible twigs.
Person 2: Did you start a wildfire?
Person 1: No, I'm fire retarded.

by foxkat January 3, 2021

Retarded icecream

A retarded icecream is when someone is acting like a absolute melt

Simon your a retarded icecream

by Dorine June 17, 2018

Retarded fart

Watery shartey type fart and its warm , rare disease by NBA Youngboy that makes fart warm and watery

Dang shawty u got retarded farts too?

by G real boy doe November 4, 2021

Friction Retard

Stupid-looking male, often with short vertical hair, who appears as though he has become retarded by being pulled behind a car by his feet while his head dragged on the ground. See also dickhead

Who is that friction retard over there, who looks like he's fly-catching with his bottom lip?

by pinkyandrexa March 3, 2011