Mercy Peanutbutter is when you beat the other team by such a large margin you give them peanut butter.
by Dogbreathe47 November 26, 2023
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Her: "Oh, I can be your peanut. You can piss in me and bang me if you want"
Her: "Oh, I can be your peanut. You can piss in me and bang me if you want"
by itzthtguy December 5, 2023
Get the peanut mug.What? You’ve never heard of peanut jelly? Come on, ditch that peanut butter/meringue, and try the new sensation! By that we mean we threw some pb&j sandwiches into a grinder and now you can try this abomination!
by P(l)anter December 12, 2022
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by lol poggers man December 19, 2022
Get the peanut butter mug.A playground game where one bends another's fingers back until it hurts then if they submit, they say "peanuts"
by UltimateDoge December 21, 2022
Get the Peanuts mug.When you go to pee in an upward motion and squeeze to hard, resulting in a poopy accident. Due to natural instinct butt cheeks are clinched immediately causing a Mohawk like shape to the feces. With the rough texture and light Carmel color of the Mohawk, it gives a crunchy peanut butter look. The first and only crunchy peanut mohawk incident was during fall of 2022 by a gentlemen named Grant Parker.
by aidangreen January 4, 2023
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