prank pooper

A person who destroys/ruins pranks, much like how party poopers ruin parties.

A prank pooper came along and cut the string ff of my money-on-the-ground prank!

by firetheman November 24, 2024

Exotic pooper

Someone who likes to poop on random things with bad expectations.

Why’d you poop on the dog you exotic pooper

by Exotic shitter January 7, 2025

Dr Maury Pooper

Any jewish proctologist.

I'm sure glad I went and saw Dr Maury Pooper.

by LongB December 11, 2008

Swipe the Poper

1) Middle English. Self-gratification through act of auto-stimulation.
2) An homage to my dead neighbour.

"To the couple whose habit it is to swipe the poper at 730am, I'm impressed, it certainly shows class"

by wussyraji & the AuD March 25, 2008

Window of poopertunity

The timespan within which the larger intestine is ready to have a bowel movement.

The train was delayed this morning, and I missed my window of poopertunity. I've tried with a bucket of coffee and a cigarette, but now I won't be able to go all day.

by Snigel December 10, 2016

peanut butter pooper

A person, who leaves large dollops of "peanut butter like" shit on the inside of the toilet bowl. Usually found at the workplace, but can occur in the home. The peanut butter pooper is notoriously hard to identify, and is thought to be a supernatural/mythical being in Indian cultures of the American southwest.

The "peanut butter pooper" had struck again, leaving large clumps of crap all over the toilet bowl in the employee break-room.

by Tink Tink 27 January 3, 2017

Buffet party pooper

Someone who attends a birthday party at a buffet restaurant but only consumes a small salad or soup, then refuse to pay the full buffet price when the bill comes. Or only pays a small amount that he/she feels covers the cost of the food that was eaten.

Friend: Wait a minute, you still ate something, so you still need to pay the full buffet price of $25.99 per person.
Freebooter: No, i only ate a salad, which doesn't cost the $25.99 price
Friend: What???......That's not the point of this situation......so basically you're a buffet party pooper!!

by Yuppy September 25, 2017