a dismissive phrase indicating a person doesn't know what they're talking about.
Full of shit.
to call bullshit.
to drop dead.
STFU.
abbreviated TTGP.
Full of shit.
to call bullshit.
to drop dead.
STFU.
abbreviated TTGP.
Ed: The Irish are the best team in the country.
Ralph: Take the gas pipe Ed. Bama's gonna crush them.
Ralph: Take the gas pipe Ed. Bama's gonna crush them.
by DJL0455 January 11, 2013
A foaming pipe snake is the act of ejaculating into a woman's urethra rather than the cervix. It may cause a burning sensation and cause massive infection.
by acetank April 20, 2009
That one friend you have who is fundamentally a bitch. This is the lowest form of friend and should be rediculed mercilessly when acting like a bitch towards another friend.
Friend 1: "your car looks gay."
Friend 2: "you are a little half-piped bitch."
Friend 3: "half-piped bitch."
Friend 4: " What a douchebag."
Friend 2: "you are a little half-piped bitch."
Friend 3: "half-piped bitch."
Friend 4: " What a douchebag."
by FozLola July 16, 2017
The abdominal external oblique muscle.
Its that muscle just above your hip bone that, typically on a really jacked guy, sticks out and leads down to the crotch area
Its that muscle just above your hip bone that, typically on a really jacked guy, sticks out and leads down to the crotch area
John is so ripped, you can see his penis pipes even when he's wearing a shirt!
omg what a hot bod, he has amazing penis pipes.
omg what a hot bod, he has amazing penis pipes.
by buzzzzz123 May 12, 2009
When you shove a 5-ft water pipe partially up the vagina, then piss in the pipe to where it reaches the vagina. Once that is done, the pipe is pulled out of the vagina, and the leftover urine will spill on the bed (or wherever you do it ). The girl then rolls in the urine, and the guy squirts a whole can of Reddi Wip over her whole body and licks the Reddi Wip and the pee resedue. The guy then vomits it into the girl's mouth, and a day later, the girl (with the shit that is made up of the vomit) shits in the guy's ass and penetrates it with the water pipe.
by lil pulp December 07, 2017
To have a rusty exhaust pipe is an expression which is usually used as an excuse to pardon one's own inability to keep one's anus clean/one's bottom shaved for pleasurable anal sex.
It can be said in front of one's partner both in a homosexual and heterosexual relationship.
However, the actual fact if the stated is really true or not is not important. The affected person is rather able to express himself/herself by using euphemistic vocabulary and thus without using derogative language.
Therefore, persons employing this excuse might also be trying to cover their sheer weariness or laziness to have anal sex with their partner for personal, moral or whatever reasons.
possible forms to say:
- to have a rusty exhaust (pipe)
- to suffer from a rusty exhaust (pipe)
- to have rust in one's exhaust (pipe)
(etc.)
It can be said in front of one's partner both in a homosexual and heterosexual relationship.
However, the actual fact if the stated is really true or not is not important. The affected person is rather able to express himself/herself by using euphemistic vocabulary and thus without using derogative language.
Therefore, persons employing this excuse might also be trying to cover their sheer weariness or laziness to have anal sex with their partner for personal, moral or whatever reasons.
possible forms to say:
- to have a rusty exhaust (pipe)
- to suffer from a rusty exhaust (pipe)
- to have rust in one's exhaust (pipe)
(etc.)
"Come into the bed already, Antonia. I need you here urgently."
"Sorry, cutie, not this time. I've got rust in my exhaust."
"Awww..."
"Well how about a nice mouthfuck instead? You like that, don't you?"
"Good night, honey. I'll see you tomorrow."
"..."
"You know what to do. Lose your pants and bend over the table while I do some... doctorstuff there..."
"I'm sorry, Doctor Dawson, but my mother really wants me to get checked this time. I'm not here for...this again."
"You're kidding right? I'm already as horny for your little teen-ass as a prepubescent nerd for a skank in a homemade porn movie."
"...uhh also, I've got a rusty exhaust pipe back there."
"Here's your doctor's note. Now get outta here before I have second thoughts!"
"Sorry, cutie, not this time. I've got rust in my exhaust."
"Awww..."
"Well how about a nice mouthfuck instead? You like that, don't you?"
"Good night, honey. I'll see you tomorrow."
"..."
"You know what to do. Lose your pants and bend over the table while I do some... doctorstuff there..."
"I'm sorry, Doctor Dawson, but my mother really wants me to get checked this time. I'm not here for...this again."
"You're kidding right? I'm already as horny for your little teen-ass as a prepubescent nerd for a skank in a homemade porn movie."
"...uhh also, I've got a rusty exhaust pipe back there."
"Here's your doctor's note. Now get outta here before I have second thoughts!"
by BulligerVerstand August 19, 2007
When two men take a crap on each other then put it in there mouths and savore the taste, or when have sex with black midgets and old ladys after going on a 3 hour "fishing" trip with pastor Bill
"Man that piping hot loaf you gave me was amazing, and it tasted so good
OR
"Father thats a fishing trip i will never forget"
OR
"Father thats a fishing trip i will never forget"
by dylan did this March 30, 2008