Nathan

Nathan
A good person
Funny and silly beyond belief
THE laugh to be around is in Nathan.
His eyes are like a bullseye. Once you look, there is no turning back. Once you hit that bullseye, you’re a goner.

Nathan is a loyal best friend who sticks up for you.

Knows how to grow a beard and keep himself looking groomed and on point.

He loves football and Colorado.

He is my love.

He lifts me up in times of need and never ceases to amaze me. Nathan is a one and only.

Oh Nathan? He is mine. Forever & Always.

by QueenOfHearts777 June 8, 2024

Nathan

A Nathan is someone who is 5’1 and weighs no more than 94lbs. They’re someone who can’t take a joke, lives off of mommy and daddy’s money, and is in a constant state of denial. You’d have to stoop to their level both physically and in terms of standards to date one; rocking the classic brown hair blue eyes stereotype, Nathan is one of the fugliest people you’ll ever meet and his presence alone is enough to make cyanide look appetizing. Being enabled by his parents his entire life has caused him to develop a severe case of victim mentality, and despite being the problem, will walk away and cry in hopes of being comforted. He’s an annoying individual who watches Percy Jackson without headphones and lacks the ability to talk to women outside of the ones who live in his house (his mom and his dog). Despite needing to change, he probably won’t; Nathans seem to lack the emotional capacity to recognize their own mistakes. They’re immature, loud, bad at geometry, and going to end up by themselves because spending too much time around a Nathan can cause suicidal thoughts. Needing the validation of the people around them, Nathans are emotionally and mentally draining. His friends most definitely have a diss track written about him.
Life skills: none
Bitches: none

Person A: “I feel nothing but contempt when I look at Nathan.”
Person B: “It’s giving ‘probably going to die alone.’”

by xggomxlxggo February 11, 2024

Nathan

One of the men involved with 911, as well as a huge fan of white teens, mainly my girlfriend

Nathan stole my girlfriend

by Babyilvoe April 4, 2024

Nathane

Nathane is the type of guy who won't leave you alone and will always be sending you memes early in the morning. He will also want you to bake him cookies 24/7. Chill Dude. Funny Guy. Likes Hats. Most likely a Dodgers fan. Loves Pokemon too. Pretty much it. Also a bad texter. 7.5/10 cuteness scale.

I'm the original Nate because I have an "e" at the end of Nathane.

by Claudelle November 27, 2021

nathan giese

Cool but sucks at fortnite and any other game

“Nathan giese just lost in fortnite”

“Not surprising”

by Latinaone January 24, 2018

Nathan

Nathan is the person who always has a friend beside him. he loves company and is usually the leader of the pack. he is not afraid to state his opinion and is willing to get into a fight. he is very loyal and will always take a stand for you.

Nathan just stood up for me when no one else would

by happyperson!@# February 23, 2023

Nathan

A variation or form of the Natan. A magical angelic being born in a smokeless fire and often times the exception to every rule. A super manifester, usually equipped with lightwings the size of football fields, he's a boss king master building god. At least half divine, he is also somewhat of an anomalistic mystery. He not only is categorized as his own race of being but prefers sex with attractive thin female humans that have a natural aptitude for rhythm. Nathan has a pretty extensive history of sexual relations with female spirits, aliens, and of course demons. Due to the bloodline of the Natan, he's thought to be an essential and valuable part of human evolution, and occasionally under the right conditions is capable of carrying both the royal bloodline, dormant crystalline oraph diamond 12 to 24 helix DNA , activating this advanced system of energetic dominoes through a very complicated exercise that few ever are able to master, this usually comes naturally and without much effort resulting from his ability to fuck like a true champ, using his cock like a conductor, just killin the pussy like only he can. And finally, this rare and elusive specimen can appear as a pure immortal interdimensional time traveler, always with brown hair and blue eyes. His freckles are actually a result of years of interbreeding with humans.

Listen son, when Nathan gets here y'all motherfuckers are gonna get brutalized punished just for calling yourself rappers okay, go ahead and spit some of those so called bars for my mans and not only will your mic get snatched but you just get bodied up and stuffed in a trash bag before poof, Houdinis back in this bitch aight. Word.

by N8Diggz June 18, 2023