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ur mom

the most powerful comeback/insult/repsonse. you will never come back from this.
spongebob: hey wyd?
patrick: ur mom
spongebob: 😟
by anonymous November 14, 2021
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hockey mom

Sarah Palin’s folksy, self-proclaimed description of herself, followed by her assertion that the only difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull is lipstick – therefore publicly admitting that she walks on four legs, has eight nipples, a tail and greets her friends by sniffing their assholes. (And within the Tea Party, that’s a whole lot of sniffing!)
Man 1: Let’s put some lipstick on that pitbull and turn it into a hockey mom.
Man 2: Better yet, let’s put some lipstick and glasses on it and turn it into Sarah Palin!
by Politic Ric October 22, 2010
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your mom

an abstract concept loosely affiliated with notions of the intended audience's maternal figure.

normally expressed as an intended slight on said maternal figure. often serves as indication of the end of a conversation.
X: That is one very fat farm animal.
Y: You're a fat farm animal.
X: I'll show you a fat farm animal
Y: You're going to be a fat farm animal if you dont shut up
X: Oh yeah, your mom's a fat farm animal OHHHHH!
by The Snatch August 31, 2005
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Ericas mom

Joe : "Did you see that girl?"

Mark : "Yeah dude, she was smokin'."

Joe : "She's so Ericas mom!"
by MamieMassacre May 20, 2010
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your mom

1. That last great and final insult: given with the implication that the speaker has done something (usually sexual in nature)to or with the recipients mother-though not necessarily hostile in intent. 2. The phrase spoken in a last ditch effort to have the last word in an argument.
You're so stupid I bet your I.Q. is negative.
Your mom!
See also: yo' momma, your mother, tu madre.

NOTE: Although meant to be the last word in an exchange, I have, over the years, heard many a good reply to all of the above retorts. My favorite to date- I don't have a mother. Me and my dad share yours!
by razman March 20, 2004
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yoga mom

The next generation of moms who feed their family organic, care about the enviroment, drive a hybrid, and of course, do yoga. While their children are very important to them, they do not let the kids think they are the center of the universe by having them in every sport and competition. Unlike a soccer mom, yoga mom would be at peace having her child occasionally finish second.
She wouldn't drive an SUV, she's a "yoga mom".
by Mark Bat August 14, 2007
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Andrew's Mom

Where as you deficate in your hand and smear it on your arm, pubic and leg hair. Also it has the meaning as to Trimming your pubic regions hair covering your friends face with it.
My arm still smells horrible from the time Sally gave me a Andrew's Mom.
by purplechokehold December 21, 2009
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