Minecraft

you know it you love it is Minecraft is not that gay game fortnite

Player1 wanna play Minecraft

Player2 yea im no gay

by 77égvann May 17, 2019

minecraft kid

usually a 8 - 12 year old (in worse cases it can go up to 19) who watches too much dream smp. this is one of two possible types of dream stans, one is a kid who wants to desperatly recreate dream smp but end up making a fool of oneself.

teacher: jacob you're partnered with caleb
jacob: oh shit im paired with a minecraft kid
caleb: would you be interested in joining the insanity smp? we're on season 3 and its really interes-
jacob: OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP TRYING TO RECREATE DREAM SMP AND GO PLAY LITTERALLY ANY OTHER GAME OTHER THAN MINECRAFT FOR A GOD DAMN CHANGE!!!

by chlorine eater November 25, 2022

minecraft

Minecraft is a gay company sourted by couples that lick each others balls. This defines that minecraft craft balls and use glue to kiss eachothers mouth for endless love.

Minecraft craft balls

by Gay minecraft September 23, 2020

/buy minecraft

You wanted Minecraft so much, but you are poor, and you can't afford it. You decided to hack this site to get the thing. Like I don't know how you even get Minecraft by hacking this website.

You: Mom, let's do /buy Minecraft for me so I can play Minecraft!
Mom: Why do you want to have it, it cost me $29,99!

by bymeok October 24, 2022

Minecraft

See Drugs

Are you playing Minecraft dawg?

Naw nigga I’m doing some drugs

by ThatDog November 28, 2019

Minecraft

A game populated by nerds, made by nerds, and made for nerds. Lots of scary things come and kill you while you try to have a nice time. Even without friends the game has a toxic environment because the whole game is designed against you.

Minecraft gave me PTSD

by batteryboy December 4, 2020

Minecrafter Withdrawal

Minecrafter Withdrawal, also known as Minecraft Withdrawal or Minecraft Withdrawal Syndrome (MWS*), is a mental condition that occurs when a Minecraft player (see Minecrafter) either willingly or nonwillingly such as not being able to play it does not play Minecraft for a long period of time. This may be days, months or even years. Symptoms include excessive boredom, increased desire to play Minecraft, (more so in the unwilling cases) and potential sadness and/or aggression.
*MWS is not to be confused with Cosbino's definition of the same word, which is here: Minecraft Withdrawal Syndrome.

Person 1: "I'm experiencing Minecrafter Withdrawal after a few months of not playing it."
Person 2: "That sucks, dude."

by NaixStriker September 7, 2020