Mexican Blower

The kind of nasty, long, loud, rip-roaring fart you only get after eating Mexican Cuisine.

Timmy: Rips Loud One
Josh: "Oh my God, that was fucking horrible!"
Timmy: Sorry, Mexican blower, I went to the Taqueria earlier.

by The Lucky Lightman November 29, 2011

Mexicanation

The "Mexicanat­ion" is the shifting of Wealth of a Country like America, from BOTH the Middle Class and the once almost Rich to just the Ultra Wealthy; who will then control every facet of America's Government thanks to the SCOTUS's decision that makes it OK for them to donate to political campaigns!

Now that the Mexicanation of America has started, many folks have lost a major portion of their life's savings because of the multiple stock market crashes. Folks that used to live in their own home and have a very comfortable lifestyle are now living in a rental if they are lucky or in their car if they are not, because they have lost most of their wealth and their jobs!

by CaptD August 7, 2011

Mexican Pencil Sharpener

Using a knife to to sharpen your pencil.

"Dude do you have a Mexican pencil Sharpener? I have a huge test and I can't find mine! I'm freaking out! Haven't even studied!!!!! "

by Rooster Jake August 27, 2011

Mexican Torture Stick

An alternative name for a shovel.

The name derives from the fact that Mexicans in the USA often do laborious jobs requiring use of a shovel. Like construction, gardening, road building, or farming.

Why?
A) Many Americans are too fuckin' lazy/fat to do said jobs.
B) The aforementioned Mexicans are (most likely) illegal immigrants.

"Dude, I'm exhausted. I spent all day on the bad end of a Mexican Torture Stick."

"Amigo sure can work that Mexican Torture Stick!"

"Some crackhead tried to rob me, so I whacked him on the head with a Mexican Torture Stick."

by DitchDigger420 September 26, 2011

Mexican Food Perfume

How your cloths smell when you come out of a Mexican Food Restaurant.

Hey man, do you have "BO" or do you have Mexican Food Perfume?

by Leaddog January 17, 2012

Mexican Turn Table

The act in which a male has two females lay on their backs; He then proceeds to put two fingers on each hand into each women's vagina. He then spins the females in a DJ like rhythm thus resembling a turn table.

Hey Essay, I was over at your mom's place last night & her sister stopped by. They asked me if I wanted to do a Mexican Turn Table, so I flipped them bitches upside down and rubbed those pussies real hard.

by paulypizza November 10, 2012

Mexican Hulk

When you surprise a girl by having your soft dick in a taco shell waiting for her. When she see's it you get hard, breaking (Hulking out of) the taco shell.

Molly made tacos last night so I surprised her after with the Mexican Hulk.

by FeartheTaco January 15, 2013