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May 25

May 25 is slap ass day. You can slap everyone’s ass without them getting mad.
What’s on May 25?”

“It’s slap ass day! You can slap everyone’s ass.”
by Mrs anonymous November 2, 2019
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May 23

Celebrate! It's May 23! Today is guacamole day! Eat some chips and guac or just pure avocado!
Yay!! Its May 23! Hand me that guac!
by sonik x bonik April 7, 2022
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Kacy may

When you pretend someone sat on your lap
Kacy may sat on my lap in maccies
by TheoriesForYou October 19, 2019
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May 23

Boy: hey will you go out with me?

Girl: why
Boy:it's may 23rd and I have a crush on you
by Hereforareason May 21, 2022
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May 20

May 20 is the day of National girth day. If you are born on this day your penis is large and girthy
Wow you’re born on May 20. You must have a large and girthy penis
by MrCOLUMBUSMATTHEW January 10, 2022
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may 9

by chief kieth May 8, 2022
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May 20

May 20 is the official Slap Grace Day where anyone can slap people named Grace without consequences !!
*slaps someone named Grace*
Grace: "hey why did you do that"
You: "because its May 20 - Slap Grace Day - and I can !!"
Grace: "oh okay"
by siennaisbetterthankyah January 21, 2021
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