Logan

Logan is a dream come true. He's articulate, creative, curious (which makes him really fucking smart), the funniest person you know, an absolute diamond in the rough. His smile is beautiful. effortless. candid. genuine. it glows on the warm apples of his cheeks and in his soft eyes. And his laugh? It's priceless. For real, his smile and laugh could power a fucking hadron collider. He has nice, soft hair and a really cute face. He's one of the most popular people you know, but also a phat fucking nerd and geek. Like, he could probably speak Klingon type geek. You wonder how he's gotten so many bitches on his dick and then you remember "Oh yeah, he's Logan." He's the person you wish existed. The person you wish could be your best friend and/or lover. He's always there for you when you need him, and will do anything to make you feel better. Don't take advantage of his overflowing heart though. He deserves everything in the whole world. He's one of a kind, and you'd be a fool to let him go. What need more I say? I love him!

"Did you see Logan at the party last night?"

"Yeah man, I was too drunk to remember the whole night but I do remember this one part of the night when he said some funny ass shit while Dave was balancing a coors light on his forehead and Dave's crush flocked to Logan like a fucking magnet and in a knee jerk reaction Dave looked over and in result coors juice being jizzed all over his face."

by starlight278 April 15, 2020

Logan Fruit

A man holding the name Logan fruit or any berry is a boy kisser and always will be unless his name is legally changed

Person 1:Did you hear about Logan's last name?
Person 2: yeah I heard it's Logan Fruit and now he's the school boy kisser

by AntiLgbtCalgary June 18, 2023

Logan Paul

Cancer's brother and lost to ksi

My life is just like Logan Paul, it is going down!

by LegendsDevKiller December 1, 2020

logan wiebe

stupid, fat and retard. stinky fart who likes gta too much, and doesnt play warthunder with his friends

"hey, how's your logan wiebe?"

"I hate it"
"ok"

by sussy logan September 24, 2021

LoganIsm

I just got the Grimace shake
Ooh, that sounds delicious
Do you want the Grimace shake?
Yes, it's so nutritious
If I drink it, will it be a big mistake?
Why would you ever think that?
They say it could put your life at stake
And once you drink it, you can't go back
Happy birthday, Grimace (Grimace, Grimace, Grimace)
What is on your Amazon wishlist? (Wishlist, wishlist, wishlist)
You've given me everything and more
And you're the new friend we're looking for
Happy birthday, Grimace, Grimace
Let me just say, you're my favorite purple guy
You're the friend that I wish I could multiply
Who cares about Ronald and the other guys?
You make me so happy, that I could just die!
You're the type to leave no child behind
Anyone, ages one to 99
Happy birthday, Grimace!
Your shake is so delicious!
Please I gotta live, because the rabies gettin' vicious (help!)
Happy birthday, Grimace (Grimace, Grimace, Grimace)
What is on your Amazon wishlist? (Wishlist, wishlist, wishlist)
You've given me everything and more
And you're the new friend we're looking for
Happy birthday, Grimace, Grimace
Happy birthday, Grimace (help!)

Loganism means I just got the Grimace shake
Ooh, that sounds delicious
Do you want the Grimace shake?
Yes, it's so nutritious
If I drink it, will it be a big mistake?
Why would you ever think that?
They say it could put your life at stake
And once you drink it, you can't go back
Happy birthday, Grimace (Grimace, Grimace, Grimace)
What is on your Amazon wishlist? (Wishlist, wishlist, wishlist)
You've given me everything and more
And you're the new friend we're looking for
Happy birthday, Grimace, Grimace
Let me just say, you're my favorite purple guy
You're the friend that I wish I could multiply
Who cares about Ronald and the other guys?
You make me so happy, that I could just die!
You're the type to leave no child behind
Anyone, ages one to 99
Happy birthday, Grimace!
Your shake is so delicious!
Please I gotta live, because the rabies gettin' vicious (help!)
Happy birthday, Grimace (Grimace, Grimace, Grimace)
What is on your Amazon wishlist? (Wishlist, wishlist, wishlist)
You've given me everything and more
And you're the new friend we're looking for
Happy birthday, Grimace, Grimace
Happy birthday, Grimace (help!)

by gabb the grabb December 1, 2023

The Logan Based Rule

If your name is Logan then you may not call yourself based. That automatically makes you “not base”

Wow Logan just called himself based! We better invoke the Logan based rule on him ;)

by Cremby February 24, 2023

logan

a very strong male. built different from the others. his friends are the same

watch out logan is about to deadlift 540

by anonymous October 11, 2021