A girl who acts like a lesbian until she finds a boyfriend. Not to be confused with actual lesbians, safety lesbians may:
A) use sexual preference as an excuse for a chronic lack of boyfriends,
B) attract guys with the promise of a threesome,
C) muff dive until 'the right guy' comes along.
A) use sexual preference as an excuse for a chronic lack of boyfriends,
B) attract guys with the promise of a threesome,
C) muff dive until 'the right guy' comes along.
Maria) "Stacey thinks we should threeway with Jake."
Maude) "Be careful, she might just be a safety lesbian."
Claire) "So you're a lesbian?"
Janet) "Yeah, until the right guy comes along."
Claire) "Pfft, safety lesbian..."
Maude) "Be careful, she might just be a safety lesbian."
Claire) "So you're a lesbian?"
Janet) "Yeah, until the right guy comes along."
Claire) "Pfft, safety lesbian..."
by King Near July 3, 2010

Sugar Lesbian - A female who acts and appears ladylike or girly but is attracted to women. That is where the term "sugar" comes in, being used in comparison to a girl being sweet, in terms of figurative speech. Unlike the "Butch," who is a lesbian with a manly appearance. Sugar lesbians have a ladylike/girly appearance but can be hardcore tomboys on the inside... or girls who are just complete men inside and not just tomboyish. Sugar lesbians aren't really so open to their sexuality as they appear to be really ladylike/girly, but they may express their true feelings to a certain group of friends that they have. Not saying that there are no Sugar Lesbians that are open with their sexuality...but it's just that there aren't MANY Sugar Lesbians that are open with their sexuality. You honestly wouldn't know if a girl was a Sugar Lesbian unless they tell you. Like, for real. There could be one in your classroom right now! lol Because they look like regular girls.
by dajenny.74 January 17, 2020

A lesbian who identifies with and/or adores the character Will Graham from the 2013 TV series Hannibal.
by breadbummer November 11, 2020

by 69lizzard September 19, 2020

Noun: Generic term used to describe intellectually bankrupt, useless college courses, taught by defensive, hostile and unqualified professors that exist only because they are politically correct and students are forced to take them. Comparable to Underwater Basket Weaving, except that is mandatory and the grading is brutal.
Poor Jin - he had A's in Calculus, Organic Chemistry, Applied Physics, and Programming for Artificial Intelligence, and the poor bastard was lucky to get a C-plus in his required bullshit course - Lesbian Astronomy, or whatever.
by The Working Dead July 10, 2016

by ~that bitch~ June 10, 2020

by sc96 November 21, 2018
