Dippin in the blue lagoon

When you go Crap in a public bathroom and you are the first user and the water is still blue

I had to do my fsotd at a Mickey D’s and was lucky I was Dippin in the blue lagoon

by John from OP May 25, 2021

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hayley.loves.langakins

the coolest mf on tik tok although i’m sure she has a talking tom problem she’s funny asf. she has a dookie kink i know it 😕🤞🏼🥺

i hate hayley.loves.langakins

by bigcockandballs June 15, 2021

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bruv x landon

The most epic ship in eternity. Created in the most idiotic and worst place on earth.

also hi nuul

landon: bruv x landon 😳
bruv: fuck me

by Bruv (cool guy lmao) September 22, 2021

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The best and most epic ship in internet history. The bromance between him and I is strong.
Why, bruv, are you writing this, you may ask, my answer is, I have no fucking clue. No other ship in the entirety of the Whirow discord server compares to this gem of a ship.

landon: bruv x landon!??!?!?
bruv:

*blusheseirnik3ioio3oekifwowooelodoodepfpcpwppwpeoofoosoaowiksiskkwlelwlekodpwpsldopeowoeoro4oeorofiodpeoeooeoeoorog9f9fooep2oofofoofofofoo3prpfoockwllr*

by Bruv (cool guy lmao) September 24, 2021

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My friend Landon

Landon has been my friend for quite a while. As we have been friends we realized we have a ton in common. He has grown on me and i think i am in love lol. I want to tell him but he is in a relationship with his childhood crush. * i thought it was me. Guess what his gf hates me. I want to tell him but she'll kill me.

My friend Landon: Sup

Me: oh hey
His gf: why do you talk to her
My friend Landon: because i can and she is my friend😎
His gf: fine

My friend Landon: bye
Me: see ya *i wanted to tell him so bad

by Unknown#29 May 26, 2022

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