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moon landing

The act of sitting down.
The only moon landing I'm ever involved with is whenever I sit my fat ass down.
by sleepypie February 27, 2023
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Land bridge

Scientists came up with an explanation for why (Americas) Indians and Asians both had mostly straight dark hair, a land bridge. A few hundred years before they came up with the land bridge, they didn't even know that the New World existed, and they already have an explanation for something like that. At one time, humans were all one people from the same place (before the continents became different continents), in that sense, (Americas) Indians and Asians come from the same place. Otherwise, there's not much connection.
Sure, at one time the land might have stretched out between two different lands like dough before the sea washed it away, but there's also a lot of other things that could have happened. The land bridge is just one attempt to explain it, which is why science is meant to be taken with a grain of salt (even science related to the coronavirus).
by Solid Mantis January 22, 2021
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land text

I haven't heard from Sally in years, until she sent me a land text from Istanbul.
by journalismo May 5, 2018
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boyfriend land

This is were someone (a girl) can’t do anything with her boyfriend, the girl will always mention her boyfriend no matter what, she can never make time for her friends cause it seems that her boyfriend is more important. It is usually the girls who are new to dating but anyone can go through it
Girl1- hey guys I can’t go to the mall my boyfriend is going to a party

Girl2- but isn’t it full of boys, in hints for all boys

Girl1-yeah but it’s my boyfriend I’ll be fine

Girl1 walks away

Girl3- jeez she’s in boyfriend land

Girl2- that’s correct
by Potaotowolf November 2, 2019
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Land Piracy

is a war-like act committed by Native Americans that engage in acts of robbery and/or criminal violence on Land.
Land Piracy usually consists of attacks on covered wagons, caravans, cars, and any other land mode of transportation

Those people are commiting Land Piracy, there indians.
by about 8 bunnies April 6, 2010
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Pro Land Title

When you need to buy or sell a house this is the title company that will get it DONE! Peak communication skills, big get-it done- energy, and ALL the happy closing day vibes here. Doesn't matter who you are or where you are, they will help make your closing happen!
Imma go to Pro Land Title to sign my papers when I buy this house!
by ProLandPeto November 24, 2021
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Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.
by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016
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