Load Balancing

Load balancing is a pornographic method for distributing loads across multiple sexual partners.

Frank: OH man, it was a close call last night. I had to enable Load Balancing to satisfy three ladies at once.

Bob: Nice!

by FluffyPookins August 07, 2014

hat loads

when you have a large quantity of a item

"you got any of that stuff mate"
"yes me ol china son i got a hat load me old pal hat loads I tell ya son"

by doctor team and creepersons March 12, 2014

ninja load

A portion of ejaculate that is discovered after due diligence is made to clean up after ones self. The location of which is usually surprising or unexpected.

"I just discovered a ninja load under the bill of my hat! I have been walking around unaware for an hour."

by Jastro February 08, 2014

Load Hunger

The insatiable desire, unbelievable need to drain a cock of it's cum. Similar to "cock drunk", but having to fo with cum

After he fucked me and I sucked his cock for a while, the "load hunger" was building up in me. I needed his cum on my face and in my mouth.

by Mtfts4me June 06, 2022

Fat load

A large amount of semen that is about to squirt out of your penis during orgasm

I’ve got a fat load and it’s about to explode

by PENETRATETHEBUTTHOLE February 23, 2024

Bust a load

Busting a load refers to ejaculating a lot at once.

Imma about to bust a load.

by Kar_7 August 07, 2024

Load up a Hog

A pinch of dip big enough to fit your whole lip, your average size pinch

"Bro, load up a hog! We've gotta go huntin!"

"Can't wait to crack open this Cope and load up a hog"

by benbeast1210 December 14, 2016