Velcro Kitty 

An outrageously clingy cat.

Needs to be touching you (or at least be by your side) at literally all times.

Will have a massive freak-out when you leave your house for any reason, or if you dare try to get some alone time.

Will make you want to get a second cat so it will bother someone else. (This is actually a good idea.)

My velcro kitty is relentless. I had to adopt another cat so she would attach to someone else.

Velcro Kitty by Ubeenbamboozledson November 29, 2024

hello kitty rainbow peanut butter cat 

A obese cat, aka the rizzler. Lives in aubrey texas.

“Hey- wheres hello kitty rainbow peanut butter cat?” “Shes gooning to skibbity toilet and rizzing baby gronk” “gyat”

hello kitty rainbow peanut butter cat by Rizzler faunum gyat December 12, 2024

gramophone kitty 

my legle birth name is Gramophone Kitty and I just want you to know that he's lickin' his lips! he's cheakin' it twice! five minuets left on his microwave rice!

gramophone kitty likes cats

gramophone kitty by gramophone kitty January 16, 2025

glazed kitty 

When you blow a load and you accidentally hit your kitty cat. Also goes for blowing a load on a human pussy.

I had to wash my glazed kitty after blowing a load on her by mistake.

glazed kitty by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025

Hello Kitty Relationship

A relationship that looks to be heterosexual at first, when it reality it is between two lesbians.

Named after the satirical internet rumor that Hello Kitty’s boyfriend, Dear Daniel, is actually a girl.

Person A: “Bro everyone keeps thinking I’m in a straight relationship because I call my partner a he, but we’re actually both lesbians!”
Person B: “Oh man, looks like you’re in a Hello Kitty relationship!”

Hello Kitty Relationship by alfrtastik March 3, 2025

Hello Kitty Relationship

A relationship that looks like a heterosexual one to the unbeknownst, but is actually between two lesbians. Named after the satirical internet rumor that both Hello Kitty and Dear Daniel, who are claimed by Sanrio to be a straight couple, are actually two girls.

Penny: “People keep thinking I’m straight because I call Alex my boyfriend, but little do they know that she’s also a lesbian like me!”
Edwin: “Wow that sounds like a Hello Kitty relationship.”

“People keep thinking I’m straight because I constantly talk about having a boyfriend, but that “boyfriend” in question is actually a butch lesbian who likes being called a dude. I guess I’m in a Hello Kitty relationship.”

Hello Kitty Relationship by chillzfundee March 3, 2025

P.kitty 

A “P.Kitty” is someone who takes control of cats in a sexual nature, they can be diagnosed by being small, annoying, having multiple cats. The only known treatment for this condition is for outside parties to relentlessly bully said person afflicted of the condition.

Bro you’re literally P.Kitty, shut the fuck up

P.kitty by ASMELLYRAT March 13, 2025